But... But... Most sites have images?

You completely, entirely missed that point. If you have to sit there and scan the fine print and order page for stuff you didn't want, that's shady. Period.

What's the point of that random URL? It's just some random spammy advertisement site.

Anyway, I'm quite happy with it so far, was just annoyed at the DNS.

I still don't understand how your choice in webhost relates to wanting a chocolate bar.

Done! Now, to fill it with some content...

you write and review erotica?

Yes. Well... Kind of. I wrote an erotic book because I figured, hey, porn sells, let's give it a try. It turned out to be pretty cool, I think.

As for reviewing, because I haven't actually read any erotica if you don't count Eric Van Lustbader's "The Ninja" (which everyone should read but it's really just a thriller with the occasional sex scene), I decided to go through a book or two at this editing stage. Maybe I'll learn something.

And, well, SEO, target audience, all that jazz.

I'm not sure I understand anything going on in this thread, including that.

You won't get any SEO, external links are set to rel=nofollow (aka, Google won't index).

It's already indexed:

https://www.google.co.uk/#safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=erotica+science+fiction+games&oq=erotica+science+fiction+games&gs_l=hp.3...2113.4919.1.5038.29.17.0.0.0.0.331.2249.0j7j2j2.11.0...0.0.0..1c.1.17.psy-ab.nEJwLdUNmYw&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.48705608,d.ZWU&fp=8cfeb7fed2201d2a&biw=1454&bih=740

But I'll have a look... Thanks for the heads up.

EDIT: Had a look. It doesn't matter.

http://codex.wordpress.org/Nofollow

Gee, can't believe there aren't more websites with those specific keywords!



Well, it matters if you care about your pagerank. The point being you won't get any rank credit from linking here.

>> Well, it matters if you care about your pagerank. The point being you won't get any rank credit from linking here.

Eh, no, it's the other way around. External sites linked from my site won't get any rank credit... Linking from here should be fine unless you have nofollow turned on as well.

What matters are inbound (not outbound) links, keywords density, and content in general. Here's a nice little pie chart from SEO Moz (can be somewhat outdated, though):



Source: http://moz.com/article/search-ranking-factors
About the top 5 categories: http://www.boxcarmarketing.com/top-5-ranking-factors-in-search

This is exactly what I said like 3 times now. To be explicitly clear, what I have been saying this whole time is /I/ have nofollow turned on for Massassi. You do not get any SEO from having your site linked from here.



I get paid to do SEO, Koobie. I know how it works.

Then you won't be getting any salary raises for your communication skills any time soon.

>> And, well, SEO, target audience, all that jazz.

I'm writing reviews of science fiction and erotic books for SEO. Not posting links on Massassi. Not sure what gave you that idea...

I'm posting links here because, lolcats, Massassi.

Any ******* can write about SEO

SEO to most people is a bunch of black magic, or in other cases, an outright scam. I don't even list it in my job description, but people still ask me to do it anyway??? I hate SEO.

wrote a poem 2 a girl on G+ (oh noes, trololol)

Hi +Carla Pott. On behalf of all men of the world I apologize for the lack of poetry in your life. Enter #poems4carla . A poem a day keeps the 1n3t c4tz @ bay.

Hello, oh days of woes and sorrows
Hello my empty fridge, hi cold, hi rain,
Hello, my dreams of bright tomorrows,
I'm changing to a different lane.

I have decided: no more living
Without a purpose, with no goal.
What I will do is I'll keep giving,
Until I'm once again made whole.

Hello G+, the internet
Hello to poets, hello art.
Hi +Carla Pott, hi tête-à-tête,

Hi, heart.

Goodbye my empty fridge, bye cold
Bye rain, bye sorrows, goodbye woes,
Who would've thought I'd be so bold
To venture from my usual prose?

Goodbye, the rule of corporations
Please take a ride in corporate hearse.
Make art, unite all nations,
Hello verse.

This thread blows.

short fiction

(⌐■-■) (00)
/|.|\ + /). (\ = ANTHONY'S FACE.

I'm not sure who you mean when you say Anthony.

I bet.

FIGHT.

FLIGHT!

Pussy.

Sometimes I wish I could just delete my comments.
BUT ALL I CAN IS EDIT.

is this a photoshop challenge? mmm

mad skillz, bro.