I kinda miss the Zone on stupid 28k dial-up, BO2 FF NG. Learning how to cut and past the user-made level into the proper folder, after unzipping it, on Windows 95, so I could play with some dude named "Five," basically my first internet "friend" who I haven't spoken to in 15 years. Then one day, seeing someone in a lobby named KOP_FlyDuDe, holy crap that's the guy who made Empire Nightclub! I jump into the game, he's a cool guy for being so famous. I check out his clan, I join it. I keep the tag looooong after I've done any associated activities with the clan, because there's a billion "snake"s out there, but only ONE KOP_Snake. Oh boy, Episode 1: Obi-Wan is coming out sometime! It's basically the next DF sequel! I go to obi-wan.net (or something) and try using these "forums" things that are new to me. I keep using them, but the game gets cancelled. Oh wait, everyone from this website posts at massassi.net anyways, I'll go there instead now! I used to be able to hit enter and make a new paragraph there, but apparently that feature is gone now?
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."