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If you thought that no one could screw up an idea as good as Superman versus Batman
2013-08-27, 12:10 PM #41
calm down you ****ing fiends, jesus christ
2013-08-27, 2:44 PM #42
You people are hilarious – just don't see the movie or don't take it so seriously – they're just comic book characters and these are just movies. Nothing to lose sleep over or to get angry about.
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2013-08-27, 2:47 PM #43
Ben Affleck is the Batman this thread deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
2013-08-27, 7:01 PM #44
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Ben Affleck is the Batman this thread deserves, but not the one it needs right now.


I like this. I'm hoping Antony returns and blesses your text.
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2013-08-27, 7:16 PM #45
I got tired of all variations of that joke about a month after TDK came out.
>>untie shoes
2013-08-27, 7:29 PM #46
guys

ANT-MAN
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2013-08-27, 11:31 PM #47
Originally posted by Antony:
I got tired of all variations of that joke about a month after TDK came out.


That joke is the joke Antony deserves, but not the one he needs right now.
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2013-08-28, 3:16 AM #48
I hope Peyton Manning goes down for the season in week one.
>>untie shoes
2013-08-28, 6:23 AM #49
That's the injury you deserve, but not the one you need right now.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2013-08-28, 7:11 AM #50
This is the abuse Anthony deserves, and also the abuse he needs right now.
2013-08-28, 9:54 AM #51
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Batman isn't the character. Bruce Wayne is the character; Batman is just Bruce Wayne wearing a rubber suit.

Why does Bruce Wayne wear the rubber suit? To make himself more intimidating.

Why did you think it was wise, at all, to compare Batman to Blondie? Have you even seen Clint Eastwood movies? Or is that just your huehuehuehuehueh synapses misfiring while pondering big scary man


If I'm pretentious, what do you call this? At what point do you decide you're better than everyone else in a conversation and give up on having human interactions that are normal? I mean, what do you expect when you act this way? Oh gee, I don't know what I was thinking, thanks for being hostile and insulting, that's exactly what our discussion about actors portraying a comic book character really needed, you've changed my opinion.
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2013-08-28, 11:30 AM #52
Originally posted by JediKirby:
If I'm pretentious, what do you call this?
Considering the depth of my opinion about the character is 'sad man in rubber suit', the opposite of pretentiousness? I'm not the one sitting here, swirling a snifter, saying "hmm affleck has a rich, deep body and a woody aftertaste, but I think this entree would be better paired with a '65 eastwood. the chef's selection is so pedestrian. wouldn't you agree, nigel?"

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At what point do you decide you're better than everyone else in a conversation and give up on having human interactions that are normal? I mean, what do you expect when you act this way? Oh gee, I don't know what I was thinking, thanks for being hostile and insulting, that's exactly what our discussion about actors portraying a comic book character really needed, you've changed my opinion.
I dislike you.
2013-08-28, 11:47 AM #53
He's talking about your behavior, which is highly condescending.
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2013-08-28, 12:16 PM #54
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2013-08-28, 12:24 PM #55
Originally posted by Emon:
He's talking about your behavior, which is highly condescending.
He's earned my condescension.
2013-08-28, 12:24 PM #56
The really awesome fight scene they showed at comicon a year or two ago, combined with the potential of Simon Pegg staring makes me incredibly excited to see that film, and I've never touched an ant-man comic. The only fear I have is that it'll be a horrible disappointment like Green Hornet was.

[If someone could translate the above text into something less pretentious, I'd appreciate it.]
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2013-08-28, 12:25 PM #57
I'd watch the Couchman movie even if he was played by Kate Hudson.
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2013-08-28, 2:28 PM #58
Originally posted by Jon`C:
He's earned my condescension.

No such thing. You impose it. Everywhere on this forum, you look for places to be condescending. It's basically the major trend of all your posts over the years.

In fact, it probably drives most of the forum traffic these days.
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2013-08-28, 2:30 PM #59
:-I
2013-08-28, 2:34 PM #60
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2013-08-28, 3:02 PM #61
Originally posted by Emon:
No such thing.

:rolleyes:
2013-08-28, 3:05 PM #62
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I'd watch the Couchman movie even if he was played by Kate Hudson.


Hey Michael, you should get in touch with ex-massassi The Last True Evil. These days he's become an Australian. Also a combination lawyer/stage actor. I bet you could go down there and write, direct, and star in THE COUCHMAN STORY with him.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2013-08-29, 9:24 AM #63
THE COUCHENING
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2013-08-29, 9:28 AM #64
Sadly there's not enough love for The Flaming Carrot.

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