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I made the stupidest possible discovery today.
2013-10-21, 11:30 AM #1
The realm presented in My Little Pony, Equestria, is Plato's City of Speech.
Celestia is, in essence, the perfect aristocrat- along with Luna, Cadence, and as of S4 Twilight, because not only does she rule for justice above all, but she's immortal so can bypass the whole "but the next generation will be ****." idea.
The idea that rulers should be philosophers is represented in that Celestia, Luna, Twlight, and Cadance became Princesses because they discovered some sort of magic, representative of attaining enlightenment. Note that Shining Armour is not called a "Prince." for that reason, he's an idiot.
The myth of metals is clearly represented by the Unicorn/Pegasus/Earth Pony deal- with only Pegasi or Unicorns (Silver/Gold) being able to join the guard (Become auxiliaries), and only Unicorns (Gold) becoming princesses (Guardians). Twilights character development over the three seasons represents the education of the guardians.
The purge of the poets is represented by the fact that fiction seems to be tightly controlled, with the only obvious fiction being Daring Doo. This is a weak point though.


my brain is imploding as to how well this all works what's wrong with me what's going on what's happening who am i where am i what is this
2013-10-21, 11:37 AM #2
you know who would really appreciate this?
2013-10-21, 11:37 AM #3
http://mlpforums.com/

http://www.everypony.com/home.php

http://fanbronies.proboards.com/

http://www.bronyhangout.net/

http://broni.es/
2013-10-21, 11:38 AM #4
yeah but once i cross that line i can't go back
2013-10-21, 11:42 AM #5
Oh my god the Cutie Marks represent the ideal techne.
holy ****
2013-10-21, 11:52 AM #6
you've already obviously crossed the line, don't fool yourself. go register on those forums.

go register
2013-10-21, 11:57 AM #7
2013-10-21, 12:00 PM #8
I have use for you on the master's sail bargle
2013-10-21, 12:06 PM #9
it's been a long time since i've read The Republic, but iirc Plato's ideal city-state ruled by philosopher-kings was more or less presented as a counter-example to illustrate how such perfect aristocracies will eventually fall to plutocracy, tyranny of the majority, and eventually despotism. Plato's true notion of a "perfect" city is intensely austere, where order is maintained largely because everybody is too busy surviving to do much else.
2013-10-21, 12:08 PM #10
but i mean super good for you, an albertan taking a philosophy/classics course and valuing what you've learned.

it's you, tibby. you are the true unicorn.
2013-10-21, 12:18 PM #11
I guess that's cool, but your discovery still doesn't increase my desire to watch MLP.
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2013-10-21, 12:21 PM #12
Originally posted by Jon`C:
but i mean super good for you, an albertan taking a philosophy/classics course and valuing what you've learned.

it's you, tibby. you are the true unicorn.

:)


also i realize the city of speech is a boring piece of ****, one of platos points i believe was utopia is boring and can't really exist anyway, but strive for it regardless
2013-10-21, 12:29 PM #13
Originally posted by Tibby:


crystallized nostalgia right here
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2013-10-21, 12:32 PM #14
did you get the YOU MUST REGISTER joke?
2013-10-21, 12:37 PM #15
[http://lacwac.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/acme_ponysnacks.jpg]
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2013-10-21, 3:41 PM #16
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
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2013-10-21, 5:17 PM #17
>>untie shoes
2013-10-21, 6:33 PM #18
that reminds me...
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f37K0hIv3zk
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.

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