If I saw that little "2 inches of cute" in my home, I would first spray it with an unnecessary amount of insecticide, to the point where it was twitching/convulsing from all of the poison. I would then stomp on the thing so many times that it would turn into a pile of goo. Following that, I would take a spatula and scrape it off of the floor and put it into a big bowl outside, poor gasoline in it, and then throw a match in to watch it burn. I would then take the remaining ashes and put them into a sealed container and throw it off a bridge into the ocean with a weight on it, so that it could never be seen again.
Yep, that's pretty much what I would do.
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)