Happy Holidays, my American friends!

I think the reason the United States of America became a superpower was because of its people: adventurers, people not afraid to start a new life, people who knew that if they worked hard enough, they could be anything they wanted.

A hell lot of people brought in from Africa in shackles helped, too.

And you sure showed those Indians.

Thank you for Hollywood, the internet, and Star Wars, my dear Americans! Happy Thanksgiving!

Peace & love,
Koobie

fgr you aren't american **** off

our country is best country

see: honey boo boo

okay

meanwhile, on a not too distant hilltop, deadpool was about to set the tone for interaction between the natives and the settlers for the next several hundred years...

Right back at you, Koobie. U.S.A. thanks you, too, Europe! For Hitler!





(Please don't think I'm an anti-semite, anti-russian, neonazi, white nationalist, or whatever for saying this. Northern America's debt to Hitler is ironic.)

Good thing I wasn't born a black Russian Jew, though.

Though who knows. Maybe I could've been smart and ​hung like a horse. Hah.

Tomorrow, on Black Friday, we celebrate the real reason America became a superpower: Lots and lots of stuff.

...and then Small Business Saturday(TM)

(I kid you not.)

As if americlaps need an excuse to eat themselves into oblivion before scootering to Walmart to buy a new TV

What in the actual hell is wrong with you.

I don't know. What do you think is wrong with me?

PS. Dath_Alran's post FTW. Made me smile.

Yeah guys, show your thanks! A lot of white people had to kill or otherwise screw over almost every single ethnic group, culture, religion, and race in the world for America to be what it is today.

Be sure to celebrate by going to a relative's house and eating a ton of food and drinking a ton of liquor. Then take a four hour nap and go buy a bunch of slave labor produced electronics and **** like that so you can make sure that the poor bastards who work retail have an excuse to avoid their families by going into work at 6pm on Thanksgiving.

Make sure you put up your CHRISTMAS tree the next day, too. And CHRISTMAS lights. None of that gay "holiday" ****. We love JESUS and THINGS in America!

How the **** else are we supposed to assuage our collective white guilt!?!?!?!?
I need to bury my sexual organ deep in a pile of turkey and cheaply made electronics while weeping 120 proof tears just to make it through the day!

on thanksgiving we remember those who died for our freedoms

Oh yeah, talking-to-me-extraordinaire?

ftfy

hey man that's not very nice

I went to a local burger joint and tipped $20.

Then spent the rest of the day trolling people on my friends list posting things in protest of thanksgiving, by calling them out for celebratng a holiday they were e-protesting.

an unfortunate combination of bored and stupid that makes him an extremely unpleasant person to be around