Not gonna go into much detail, but just wanna note that so far, 2014 had been ****ING AWESOME.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC_VTMgvFws
Also, part 4 of my story:
http://goo.gl/IofDA6
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"I am not a Jedi," the scarred man replied.
His opponent threw his sword at him without moving a muscle; it flew at the speed of a bullet, but before it could reach its target, a mind-screeching
DZHHHHEEEEEEEE cut through the silence as a bright ray of concentrated light shot out from under the man's cloak and sliced the solid piece of steel in two. The shards stuck into the wall behind the man with the silver light sword, their burnt edges glowing like embers.
Not a
light sword, I thought, more like a
light saber, looking at the straight three-foot ray of silver light glowing around a core of impossible white.
The same razor sound assaulted my ears once more as a saber of red light extended from the other man's two-handed hilt, pulsating with energy. And then again,
DZHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE, as an identical ray protruded from the other end. He twirled the light staff, slicing through the wooden tables in an arch of fire. The scarred man's friend jumped back and produced his own weapon, a light saber shining the brightest blue I'd ever seen.
"Neither are we," said the man with the twin blades.
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