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This is what happens when you don't use a trout
2014-02-26, 2:51 PM #1
Quote:
Police in England are searching for an Irish teenager who is said to have slapped a shop worker across the face with a large fish.

CCTV images of a teenage boy and girl have been released by Lancashire Constabulary after the worker was slapped across the face with a bream.


http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2014-02-26, 7:21 PM #2
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2014-02-27, 8:02 AM #3
:cool:
2014-02-27, 12:34 PM #4
fish vs man
1 . 0

[https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-fJh79JAxG3Y/Uw-qZVi39iI/AAAAAAAAPC8/vtUSZBly8Pw/w958-h639-no/postcard-surveillance-webversion1.jpg]
幻術
2014-02-28, 6:07 AM #5
you're right it's so oppressive when shop owners record their own private property that you voluntarily walk into
2014-02-28, 6:28 AM #6
CCTV images of a teenage boy and girl have been released by Lancashire Constabulary after the worker was slapped across the face with a bream.
CCTV images of a teenage boy and girl have been released by Lancashire Constabulary after the worker was slapped across the face with a bream.
CCTV images of a teenage boy and girl have been released by Lancashire Constabulary after the worker was slapped across the face with a bream.
CCTV images of a teenage boy and girl have been released by Lancashire Constabulary after the worker was slapped across the face with a bream.
CCTV images of a teenage boy and girl have been released by Lancashire Constabulary after the worker was slapped across the face with a bream.

[https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4924464896/hE81F9DFC.jpg]
幻術
2014-02-28, 6:35 AM #7
幻術
2014-02-28, 7:28 AM #8
You are primitive, Reid
Argue because you think you just must
Not worthy of prose
I'll explain it in verse

Who do you trust?
The government's nose?
You've been played,
Reid

I'm raiding your house
Attacking your base
You can't keep the pace
With this rhyming from space

They're running a trace
The megabytes race
Deal with it Reid
CUZ THIS IS A RAID
幻術
2014-02-28, 7:43 AM #9
So this is a rap
Designed for your mind
Created to grind it
You're going to love it

This is a trap

I can rhyme with eyes shut
Can write verse
Can write verse in reverse
Can write smut

Be a nut

But let's get deeper here
Infuse political ideology into lyrical compositions
Step over the fear
Complete all the missions

I am near

Not video games I'm talking about
I'm talking about your long-destroyed base
About a TROUT
making love to your face

Embrace, biach
Embrace
幻術
2014-02-28, 5:06 PM #10
Peace & love.
Don't take life so seriously. :)
& **** surveillance.
幻術
2014-02-28, 5:39 PM #11
Bring me my monocle. I want to look rich.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2014-02-28, 6:27 PM #12
I'm not sure Koobie even read the sentence he quoted 4 times and bolded. Released by != recorded by.
2014-02-28, 7:36 PM #13
"most retailers have CCTV security systems and are obligated to release the videos on police request" <- apparently news to someone
2014-02-28, 7:39 PM #14
as much of an alarmist as i am w.r.t. our unprecedented global panopticon broaching on worldwide totalitarian dictatorship by a literal secret order of quasi-rogue intelligence appointees, even I don't find private shopkeepers running security cameras all that bothersome.
2014-03-01, 5:40 AM #15
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2014-03-01, 7:41 AM #16
Originally posted by gbk:
Bring me my monocle. I want to look rich.


Here's an update on those flying, dangerous space creatures...
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2014-03-01, 7:44 AM #17
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Here's an update on those flying, dangerous space creatures...

Fill me in.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2014-03-01, 7:45 AM #18
They just entered the forums through the shoddy early-2000s code.
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2014-03-01, 7:48 AM #19
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
They just entered the forums through the shoddy early-2000s code.

Really?

What's this troll doin' here?
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2014-03-01, 7:51 AM #20
Replicating.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2014-03-01, 7:58 AM #21
Replicating what?
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2014-03-01, 8:01 AM #22
Petulent prospects of VENGEANCE!!!111one by an eternally 12-year-old 1337hax0rk1d
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2014-03-01, 8:03 AM #23
Oh no! Vengeance from barely-functional man-child! The kind that keep you up all night with their coughing!
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2014-03-01, 8:06 AM #24
No one sleeps with my grandmother!





Right?
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2014-03-01, 8:08 AM #25
Right. From now on.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2014-03-01, 8:08 AM #26
Hey.

Touch it.

Go on! See what happens.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2014-03-01, 8:14 AM #27
What? The troll? No one wants to touch that thing. He'll die alone and unloved from some sort of undiagnosed lung cancer.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2014-03-01, 8:16 AM #28
Uhhh... ...

... you know you wanna?
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2014-03-01, 8:41 AM #29
Forget that.

I've got a new plan. I'm thinking about ordering one of those mind-erasing kits.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2014-03-01, 8:57 AM #30
You already have one.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2014-03-01, 9:26 AM #31
One what?
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2014-03-01, 9:28 AM #32
Kit!
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2014-03-01, 9:32 AM #33
What kit!?
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2014-03-01, 9:33 AM #34
All right, I've got a plan. We all know rust never sleeps, right?
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2014-03-01, 9:37 AM #35
Look, Feeger, we've been over this; you're the only one here made of metal.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2014-03-01, 9:42 AM #36
So after you get metal-plated, that's when we all go to the beach.

To rust.
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2014-03-01, 9:43 AM #37
If we were at the beach we wouldn't need to be metal plated!
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2014-03-01, 9:45 AM #38
Well...
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2014-03-01, 9:50 AM #39
Mayday! Mayday! I'm gbk and I am in some big danger! My plans were foolproof, but the trolls started attacking the ****ty PHP code! And then Nikumubeki had a plan that never would have worked.
I need a ship to rescue me.
I'll be waiting for you out by the front gate.
Thank you.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2014-03-01, 9:52 AM #40
Nobody can hear ya, space_geebs.

We've been offline for 10 years.
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