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Merry Christmas!

2015-12-08, 8:04 PM #1

Reverend Jones

Registered User

Posts: 9,096

Merry Christmas, everybody!

Now go home and get your ****ing shine box.

Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76sh1BWCQSc

2015-12-08, 8:23 PM #2

Reverend Jones

Registered User

Posts: 9,096

On the first day of Christmas, Antony came into my thread and said to me...

2015-12-09, 4:50 AM #3

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Originally posted by Reverend Jones:

On the first day of Christmas, Antony came into my thread and said to me...

"I AM A WHORE"

On the second day of Christmas, Antony said it burns when he went to pee...

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2015-12-09, 12:06 PM #4

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation

Posts: 10,289

This thread does not deliver.

>>untie shoes

2015-12-09, 12:07 PM #5

Reverend Jones

Registered User

Posts: 9,096

This thread delivering was all I wanted for Christmas....

2015-12-09, 7:43 PM #6

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Silent fart, holy fart
Remain calm, release your bomb
Round the kitchen, up from your chair
Little atoms of poop in the air
See the clouds slowly creep
Watch all your friends breathe in deep

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2015-12-09, 8:09 PM #7

Clone Hunter

The One and Only

Posts: 197

On the first day of Christmas an Ogre said to me
SHUT UP OH MY GOD SHUT UP STOP IT SHREK JOKES ARE STUPID
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MY GOD WHAT A STORY MARKIPLIER

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