...Britney Spears is making headlines...again... See what she did now. Try not to laugh too hard...

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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

[url="mailto:Bruintone@netscape.net"]mailto:Bruintone@netscape.net[/url]Bruintone@netscape.net</A>
Yahoo! Name : jedibruintone77

I can imagine it now.. "This club blows. Oh, do you know what would be fun? Getting married! Hey, lets go get married now! Yeah! OMG like wow!"

And hilarity ensures.

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"When all else fails, eat pie."
-¬thoughts from beyond observance

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Of war, we don't speak anymore

hehehehe

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Pfft, this blows. I miss the good old days when she would get doused in urine.

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The future is here, and all bets are off.

LMAO!!

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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

[url="mailto:Bruintone@netscape.net"]mailto:Bruintone@netscape.net[/url]Bruintone@netscape.net</A>
Yahoo! Name : jedibruintone77

HAHAHA!

HOLY CRAP

Annul is a word.

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To myself I surrender to the one I'll never please.
But I still try to run on.
You know I still try to run on. But it's all or none.

Eddie Vedder

Oh man.. I wish I was that guy, so as the guy says "Do you take this bit-er.. Lady, to be your blah blah blah wife? And then I'd say, "No Biznatch!" and then pimpslap her, steal her baseball hat, and run around Vegas naked screaming "I'M A HOT POTATOE."

I have strange fantasies..

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

You also spell "potato" like a doofus...

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Neener neener.

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

I'd say yes, and refuse to get annuled.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.

So...another overrated, untalented celebrity got drunk, didn't want to admit it, and did something stupid?

What's new?

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it || The Link of the Dead

Britneys HOT! But nothing's new ,no. Good point well made.

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<Cazor> dude, i am so giving my gay friend your number.
<Cazor> bwahaha. owned.
<Ruthven> NO!!!!!!!!!!
<Cazor> yeah. and he's pretty persistant.
<d-_-b> haha

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Meh, not really. Not unless you consider an average-looking girl covered in about ~10 million dollars worth of cosmetic makeup and treatments hot... Ive seen girls that were much hotter than her *without* having to wear so much crap...

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The future is here, and all bets are off.

If I was a girl, I'd be hotter than she.

Or something. Three more operations and I'll be a real girl..

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

For some reason this reminds me of the original Batman, when the news anchors look like hell since they can't wear makeup.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade

Awhile ago I saw a picture on the Internet where a boy put this on makeup that makes him look exactly like Britney Spears! I need to find this link to show you guys, the resemblance is uncanny!