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okay wtf where did all my posts go?
2017-07-22, 9:07 AM #1
I leave for FOUR YEARS and y'all go and delete over half my posts.
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2017-07-22, 9:13 AM #2
That's actually one of those Massassi Forum Mysteries that by far remain unsolved. After some forum update (or ReTard hackathon), a lot of postcounts seem to have gone down (no idea if those posts have been removed for some reason or if only the postcounts were affected).

Here's a Top 25 list of posters from Sept 2008.

For comparison, here's Spork's (who hasn't been around in years) current post count.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2017-07-22, 10:08 AM #3
I did it.
former entrepreneur
2017-07-22, 10:09 AM #4
Also, I miss Spork.
former entrepreneur
2017-07-22, 10:09 AM #5
Also, this is a good way to do something about my depressed post count.
former entrepreneur
2017-07-22, 11:56 AM #6
Start a thread and have a one on one conversation with one of the more spammy massassians. Nobody will know ifyou replace yourself with a chatbot.
2017-07-22, 3:04 PM #7
You don't already think I'm a spambot? Looks like I've passed the Turing test.
former entrepreneur
2017-07-22, 3:28 PM #8
I wonder how long a Markov chain bot of myself would go undetected.
2017-07-22, 3:48 PM #9
Not very long, to your credit (and perhaps to the chagrin of others, at times).
2017-07-22, 3:50 PM #10
Are there poll options to rank choices? We ought to set one up where each member ranks the others on a spectrum in various capacities--in this case, a subjective surmising of being able to pass the Turing test or not.
2017-07-22, 8:11 PM #11
wait does this make me the current #2?
2017-07-22, 9:56 PM #12
Welcome back.
2017-07-25, 10:29 AM #13
I've been trying to come back for a while, but I finally rejoined the IRC channel and got my email address changed to one I can access still so I could reset my password.

(Hi Brian! I'm moving back from DC next week.)
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2017-07-26, 8:42 AM #14
Back to Seattle area?
2017-07-26, 11:59 AM #15
What's my post count?
2017-07-26, 12:01 PM #16
How do I see who the top posters are?
2017-07-26, 12:01 PM #17
OMG admin panel!
2017-07-26, 12:01 PM #18
I'm not cheating at all.
2017-07-26, 12:05 PM #19
Code:
Dj Yoshi 	19,202
Avenger 	19,148
Emon 		19,021
Baconfish 	17,746
JediKirby 	17,363
ECHOMAN 	16,886
Nikumubeki 	15,882
Cool Matty 	15,219
Freelancer 	14,968
Jon`C 		14,208
Rob 		13,278
Tibby 		12,497
DrkJedi82 	12,250
Thrawn[#'s] 	11,619
saberopus 	11,178
SAJN 		11,157
mb 		10,783
genk 		10,764
Wolfy 		10,624
gbk 		10,519
Antony 		10,286
Jep 		10,238
Vin 		9,820
Martyn 		8,999
Jay 		8,804
dalf 		8,684
kyle90 		8,449
Gebohq 		8,262
M. MacFarlane 	8,142
D. NOT SPE 	8,139
Obi_Kwiet 	7,678
Ruthven 	7,638
Sarn_Cadrill 	7,465
Zell 		7,191
Shintock 	7,150
Brian 		7,012
JLee 		6,973
Wookie06 	6,936
happydud 	6,806
Koobie 		6,805
fishstickz 	6,607
zanardi 	6,374
Spork 		6,279
Tracer 		6,240
DogSRoOL 	6,227
Deadman 	6,222
The MAZZTer 	6,094
Glyde Bane 	6,075
Pagewizard... 	5,972
JM 		5,879
2017-07-26, 12:08 PM #20
So in the 2008 stats, Avenger had 27k posts and now he's dropped down to 19k. Whereas Dj-Thief's post count has increased even though he hasn't been active in years.

weird wild stuff
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2017-07-26, 12:11 PM #21
I abbreviated some people's names because that was really annoying to columnate
2017-07-26, 12:11 PM #22
Also, I don't think it matters that my post count went down, and even if it had gone up, somehow I still feel like a loser. :(
2017-07-26, 2:30 PM #23
I've cracked the top 15, **** yes, **** all y'all
2017-07-27, 10:39 AM #24
Brian - Yep - plane lands August 5th!

Vin - Good to see I still rank, despite my post count halving... :psyduck::gonk::psyduck:
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2017-07-27, 10:41 AM #25
Originally posted by happydud:
I leave for FOUR YEARS and y'all go and delete over half my posts.


four more years! four more years!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2017-07-27, 10:42 AM #26
i remember being very desperate to break into the top posters list. give me attention!!!!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2017-07-30, 10:13 AM #27
Originally posted by happydud:
Brian - Yep - plane lands August 5th!


Looks like you're going to miss this week's heat wave. Lucky you. They're talking about over a hundred in Seattle!
2017-07-30, 11:10 AM #28
Brain can you increase my post count to 7,613?
former entrepreneur
2017-07-30, 11:13 AM #29
Brian can you permanently set my post count at 69,696,969?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2017-07-30, 11:20 AM #30
Byron can you make my post count decrement whenever I post instead of increment
2017-07-30, 11:23 AM #31
I'd settle for 6,910, but no less thx Brain
former entrepreneur
2017-07-30, 11:34 AM #32
Baryon can you
2017-07-30, 1:50 PM #33
Brann are u bthere
former entrepreneur
2017-07-30, 2:04 PM #34
Brian, could you set my post count to 4272?
Sorry for the lousy German
2017-07-30, 2:04 PM #35
Cool, thanks!
Sorry for the lousy German
2017-07-30, 6:29 PM #36
Originally posted by mb:
i remember being very desperate to break into the top posters list. give me attention!!!!


Amateur.

Wait, am I the highest semi-active member?
nope.
2017-07-30, 6:48 PM #37
Boron can you make my post count so long that it breaks the tables
2017-07-30, 7:15 PM #38
Requests denied.
2017-07-30, 9:29 PM #39
but brynn
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2017-07-30, 9:59 PM #40
but but but
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