*Jones disables his trusty Kooblocker, looks around*

Hmm.

https://psychcentral.com/disorders/histrionic-personality-disorder-symptoms/

Hmm.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2017/oct/06/nobel-peace-prize-2017-winner-live

You can't live without me and you know it.

I love you!

Symptoms of Histrionic Personality Disorder

"A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:"

• Is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
• Interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior
• Displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
• Consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to themself
• Has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail
• Shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion
• Is highly suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances
• Considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are

Here, I underlined a few for you. I count five.

Since I am blessed with the good fortune of not having met you in person, I couldn't say anything about the remainder.

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I suggest Koobie sees a psychiatrist.

I suggest everybody else check out my sig.

Well, nice talking to you, but I'm gonna re-enable my trusty Kooblocker now.

It was nice to talk to you too! Have a productive day!

Koobie stop

Haha, this is funny.

I won't be able to see anything you write, but I'm not even tempted to peek. It's not like someone who can hardly stay coherent will be able mount to a credible attack on my character after all.

Since you seem to be using this forum as a medium for writing some sort of schizophrenic novella and ****ting over any and all existing content, I actually suspect that, with my trusty Kooblocker in hand, I could salvage one of these threads where it's just you babbling to yourself, and write something half way coherent and interesting to anybody who wants to read.

Then, if you try to compete with somebody who actually knows English well enough to write in it simply by posting more word salad, there's a good chance people are going to start to need the tool in my sig just to read my part of the thread without losing their mind.

And presto! The board will be back to normal health, with all tumors invisible.

You're doing great! You're just as special as I am.

You just don't realize it yet. But you will, one day.

It is with this last post by Koobie that I've changed my mind. I'd rather have the Trump thread and a few small talk threads than Koobie posting this **** all over the place.

Fine.

Yeah.. if Koobie could have kept it in moderation and not spammed his books, it wouldn't have been that bad.

Yes! Sanity is restored!

I'm on it.

https://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?67876-Massassi-Sanity-Parade-They-called-you