Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

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I may walk through valleys as dark as death, but I won't be afraid. You are with me, and your shepherd's rod makes me feel safe.

I mean come on. King James isn't perfect but are these people even trying to make the Bible cool?

He also looks way cooler when he's waving a 9mm in your face.

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That being said, the New Testament also has its moments.