I think i'm in the market for a new toilet. What's your favorite toilet?

definitely not the one i have

seriously, don't buy flapperless, the fill valve design is ****ter than the **** that goes through the toilet, and when (not if) the fill valve starts to stick and you find yourself constantly having to remove the lid and jiggle the arm on the valve so it will fill the little bin you can't just run to the store and buy one, there are maybe two models of valve and you'll only find them online... where with a traditional flapper model if some part of the thing starts misbehaving you can just go and get the part to fix the problem

one that sprays y our butt

you would

All I wanted was an elongated, 1 piece, skirted, gravity fed, 3 inch flush valve, 3 inch glazed trapway, rimless with jet cleaning, with a 15 inch bowl height and a softclose seat. Is that too much to ask?

NO. NO IT IS NOT.

I present to you, the Swiss Madison "St. Tropez" - the ultimate toilet. Easy to clean, virtually impossible to clog. Engineered with wide, smooth pipes that can take whatever you throw at it.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Swiss-Madison-St-Tropez-1-Piece-0-8-1-28-GPF-Dual-Flush-Elongated-Toilet-in-White-SM-1T254/303338365

even golf balls? i've got a lot of golf balls i need to get rid of

i like its modern, sleek design

Scotland.