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ForumsDiscussion Forum → You know you want to click it. Just give in. CLICK IT! There "MIGHT" be candy inside.
You know you want to click it. Just give in. CLICK IT! There "MIGHT" be candy inside.
2004-01-06, 9:12 AM #1
/me hands everyone some candy as the walk in.

Friend: I just got a new PC! (Sends the stats)

Me: Now that you have a good PC, you need GOOD internet.

Friend: I have good internet

Friend: AOL 9.0

How is AOL 9.0 good?! As AOL "upgrades" they do 2 things...

1.) Add more smiley faces.
2.) Suck more.

Topic: What do you use?

Cox cable modem...Used to have Juno 56k, but that was about 4 or 5 years ago.

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2004-01-06, 10:00 AM #2
*eats candy

comcast (good internet means nothing if you still have a crappy computer, which I do)
now you get to go to my thread and help me out [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

please?

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Fincham: Where are you going?
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Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2004-01-06, 10:02 AM #3
Wait. So you are telling me that AOL sucks?

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-01-06, 10:03 AM #4
Home: DSL through a local carrier you won't have heard of
School: T3!

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Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
2004-01-06, 10:14 AM #5
Sprint DSL, 1.5 mb line.

It's decent

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a workstation...
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a workstation...
2004-01-06, 10:19 AM #6
AOL 9.0 isn't nearly as bad as past versions. I know because I've used AOL from time to time since 3.0. I actually prefer 9.0 over AIM when it comes to messaging/e-mail.

However, my current ISP is Comcast. Yay for cable.

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Moo.
Moo.
2004-01-06, 10:22 AM #7
I just use whatever the **** I can get a hold of who cares if its AOL if it goes out to the net I'm happy with it.
2004-01-06, 10:25 AM #8
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

[This message has been edited by Avenger (edited January 06, 2004).]
Pissed Off?
2004-01-06, 10:41 AM #9
Road Runner Cable baby!

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"So there I was completely naked and covered in tartar sauce..."
Ya know? Common sense? Not really that common...
2004-01-06, 10:47 AM #10
Demon ADSL, wooty.

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mmm, smells like something burning.
2004-01-06, 11:09 AM #11
NTL cable internet 600k-per-something line.

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2004-01-06, 11:11 AM #12
Bellsouth DSL

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-01-06, 11:11 AM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GhostOfYoda:
NTL cable internet 600k-per-something line.

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2004-01-06, 11:12 AM #14
Telia ADSL 512.

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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
2004-01-06, 11:17 AM #15
Comcast Cable

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Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.
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2004-01-06, 11:35 AM #16
Cox Cable

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-01-06, 11:39 AM #17
Sympatico High Speed Ultra. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2004-01-06, 1:38 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
Comcast Cable

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I have a signature.
I have a signature.
2004-01-06, 1:46 PM #19
Insightbb cable, 500kps

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-01-06, 2:12 PM #20
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
Comcast Cable

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Some people are like Slinkies.... not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs
2004-01-06, 2:15 PM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
Wait. So you are telling me that AOL sucks?
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hehehehehe... sarcasm is a great thing [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

Quote:
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Cox Cable
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i thought about this being the anti-sig... or the sig virus... or the sig of your nightmares... but i decided that some painful rhetoric might work instead...
just kidding. ;)
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2004-01-06, 2:16 PM #22
Telstra BigPond broadband cable, unlimited downloads, uncapped kps downstream, 512kps upstream.

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-01-06, 2:24 PM #23
Road Runner.

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"Honey, you got real ugly."
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2004-01-06, 2:33 PM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
Telstra BigPond broadband cable, unlimited downloads, uncapped kps downstream, 512kps upstream.</font>


I hate you. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-01-06, 2:37 PM #25
Mmmmm... candy...

SBC DSL

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2004-01-06, 3:00 PM #26
/me eats the free candy and runs away. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
DO NOT WANT.
2004-01-06, 3:01 PM #27
Cruzio. Local providers r win.

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The Matrix: Unplugged
2004-01-06, 3:01 PM #28
/me trips Zell and eats his candy. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

Optimum Online Cable. Ha, no more 56k for me!

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2004-01-06, 3:02 PM #29
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Charlie:
Road Runner Cable baby!

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That's what i'm talkin about!

*munches on candy*

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

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Never tickle the third foot!
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2004-01-06, 4:29 PM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by RotM_igotissues:
Road Runner.

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2004-01-06, 4:36 PM #31
Speakeasy 1.5 mb DSL when I'm at school

My mom and dad have JUNO dial-up [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-01-06, 4:48 PM #32
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Charlie:
Road Runner Cable baby!

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2004-01-06, 8:42 PM #33
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Telstra BigPond broadband cable, unlimited downloads, uncapped kps downstream, 512kps upstream.
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Yeah, but what does "uncapped" really translate to? :P

Dammit, we should have stuck with Bigpond, but we bailed 'cos they kept introducing more and more restrictions (it was 10GB/month, 40kb/sec download when we jumped). Looks like they're finally starting to shape up.
2004-01-07, 2:19 AM #34
ELISA ADSL 256k/256k

(even though the upload speed seems to be much faster... :confused [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

And this thread also somehow reminds me of finnish computer noobs, who think that JUST putting the install CD of the internet connection makes them able to get on the net... or when the salesman says that with this comp you can get to the net, the stupid guy thinks that that's it, you can go to the net without doing anything. Without installing Windows/Linux/etc.

BTW, is there a web browser for DOS? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2004-01-07, 3:15 AM #35
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Matthew Pate:
Yeah, but what does "uncapped" really translate to? :P

Dammit, we should have stuck with Bigpond, but we bailed 'cos they kept introducing more and more restrictions (it was 10GB/month, 40kb/sec download when we jumped). Looks like they're finally starting to shape up.
</font>


Well recently I've been getting 500-700KB/s downloads from BigPond servers. Nothing wrong with that [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

The unlimited plan they introduced this month seemingly kicks *** . My connection is exactly the same quality as it was on the 3 gig plan, and all for $10 less a month.

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-01-07, 4:04 AM #36
Telewest Blueyonder Broadband at 512kbps. Previously, we had Freeserve Anytime for our 56k.

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Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-01-07, 6:09 AM #37
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Well recently I've been getting 500-700KB/s downloads from BigPond servers. Nothing wrong with that
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Dammit! Must see if we can ditch TPG and go back to Bigpond...
2004-01-07, 6:25 AM #38
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
BTW, is there a web browser for DOS? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]
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Yes, of course there is... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-01-07, 8:56 AM #39
Me too used to have Juno 56k.... then my parents came to their senses and got Cox High Speed Internet. Oh, btw, my school has T3 as well.

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[This message has been edited by MysteriousSith (edited January 07, 2004).]

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