Yeah. I went out, and when I got home, it was in here. Just sitting on the couch. It scared me at first, but something stopped me from racing to the bug spray. It just looked.. so peaceful. I'd remember what someone had once told me, about showing more respect for these intriguing creatures. So, I did just that. I sat down, and started talking to it. And to my surprise, it worked!
We have so much in common. I was amazed. Turns out she was just coming in from the rain, and was about to leave anyways. But I couldn't just kick her out. I was having such a great time talking to her. We must have sat for a good few hours, just talking, sharing stories, and all the things people do when they first meet. Oh she's an amazing spider. So nice and gentle, a real find. I think I might be falling for her!

I havn't told her about the huntsmen incident.. I don't know how she'll take it.. but I will tell her. Just when the time is right. Y'know how it is..

Anyways, here's a photo of us from when I took her out to lunch.



Isn't she gorgeous?

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"When all else fails, eat pie."
-¬thoughts from beyond observance

Good luck with your relationship!

And post pics of the babies!

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

*dies of coughing fit*

no more sleep problems for me.

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Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

I'm sure you'll be very happy together



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<Cazor> dude, i am so giving my gay friend your number.
<Cazor> bwahaha. owned.
<Ruthven> NO!!!!!!!!!!
<Cazor> yeah. and he's pretty persistant.
<d-_-b> haha

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

YOU CHEATED ON ME!!11

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.

Babies???

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Massassian since: March 12, 2001

[=-"The hardest thing is to forgive, but God does;
Even if you murdered or robbed, years wrong, but God loves;
Take one step toward him, he takes two toward you;
Even when all else fail, God supports you." - Nas-=]

[This message has been edited by Sol (edited January 06, 2004).]

okay wtf... there is several major things wrong with this....

good luck her man, but don't tick her off, she might bite

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" You killed me. That wasn't very nice."
Noble Gases

Kinda looks like he is just trying to piss off Spidy AL from the other spider thread. But it is still very funny.

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Signatures are overrated.

"You can run but you will only die tired."

Your image link is broken. :'(

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The Mega-ZZTer's Gaming Haven!

Bot Pack JO | Let's Roll JK | Bespin JA | Patch Enforcer Public Beta 2 JK/MotS

She might be a black widow you never know

Does she have a sister???

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OMG NAKED SPIDER PR0N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mmm, smells like something burning.

Spiders have but two segments. Insects have three. All the legs are on the head segment.

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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow

Did someone say porn?

That spider is anatomically incorrect, all legs should connect to the cephalothorax, you have two pairs connected to the abdomen there.

And can you make her bust bigger plz?????

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Spider AL
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Looks like AL's the one interested in arachnid pr0n.

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Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.

Damn straight, I'm only interested in my own species. Ooh, the appeal of a nice set of spinnerets.

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Spider AL
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dude, if you have babies I reccommend www.eatbabies.com . Interesting recipes for spider babies...hrmm...

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There is no signature

Checksum, you have the sense of humour of a half-digested prune. And not a witty one, either.

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Spider AL
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I showed this thread to her. She was a little upset about it. Especially about AL accusing her of being "anatomically incorrect"... Man, have some tact. That really hurt her feelings...


She was rather offended about all the requests for porn, too. Spider babes have feelings too, you know!!


..but then she got naked for the camera, anyway.



Isn't she hawt??

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"When all else fails, eat pie."
-¬thoughts from beyond observance

Jin == to much free time

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" You killed me. That wasn't very nice."
Noble Gases

actually, since i wasnt on the recieving end of the joke, i thought correction made a fairly funny comment.

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mmm, smells like something burning.

I give the relationship 3 days....

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
----@%

Howdy-how!

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

Which is odd, because Correction hasn't said anything in this thread.

o_0

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
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She's not being completely honest with you... two of those legs are implants, its so obvious she's an ant.

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"And I listen for the whisper of your sweet insanity, while I formulate denials of your affect on me. You're a stranger, so what do I care. Vanish today, not the first time I hear, all the lies..."

Holy crap, it's AL.

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"When all else fails, eat pie."
-¬thoughts from beyond observance

<3

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.

I serriously am considering weither or not to save that as my background...

haha thats awesome!

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Rah!

Jin, I don't wear glasses, and once again you've put my legs on the abdomen instead of the cephalothorax. Artistic license is one thing, but this is just careless.

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Spider AL
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No, it rocks, actually.

1-0 for Jin.

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.

yeah, its funny, and i meant Checksum, i was just scanning over names and saw a moderate length name beginning with a C, whilst talking to correction in chat, so i put 2 + 8 together and got 4.

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mmm, smells like something burning.

OMG, that is TOTALLY my new background.

I still don't see what Al hopes to prove by trying to defend disgusting little creatures that nobody on earth likes.

I suppose I'd be tolerant of spiders too if I lived in my parents' basement like Al, there's too many down there for me to freak out over every single one.

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Duel Zero : Released the beta. Probably the end of it. Not to worry though, I'm working on Randsaber, which is a lot better.

gothicX:

You'll forgive me if I question your impartiality, scorekeepers are traditionally neutral... Just a thought.

Checksum:

I'm not defending you, I'm defending SPIDERS! I think that may be your fundamental error.

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Spider AL
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"Oh, nobody likes you so poo on you!"

...He said in a thread devoted to making fun of him.

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Duel Zero : Released the beta. Probably the end of it. Not to worry though, I'm working on Randsaber, which is a lot better.

...They were forced to swat Spider AL with a newspaper, and there was much rejoicing.

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