Discriminatory thread. Pah.









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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it || The Link of the Dead

lol they're great.

#Take a long walk off a short pier

#Don't frown. you never know who may be falling in love with your smile.

#To the world you may be just one person. But to one person you may be the world.

I also have quotes from Red Dwarf, NOT a movie:

#1 DWAYNE DIBLEY!!! - Cat

#2 Smoke me a kipper, SKipper. I'll be back for Breakfast.

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<Cazor> dude, i am so giving my gay friend your number.
<Cazor> bwahaha. owned.
<Ruthven> NO!!!!!!!!!!
<Cazor> yeah. and he's pretty persistant.
<d-_-b> haha

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Yeah, and that person needs a life.

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Roach - Steal acceptance, lend denial.

0 of 14.

"I disagree with you completely, but Ill defend to the death your right to say it"

~Volitaire
(Not sure if that's exactly it, but its close)

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.

;(

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

That'd go for me then.

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.

The answer is obvious:

Captain: "What happen ?"
Mechanic: "Somebody set up us the bomb."
Operator: "We get signal."
Captain: "What !"
Operator: "Main screen turn on."
Captain: "It's you !!"
CATS: "How are you gentlemen !!"
CATS: "All your base are belong to us."
CATS: "You are on the way to destruction."
Captain: "What you say !!"
CATS: "You have no chance to survive make your time."
CATS: "Ha ha ha ha ...."
Operator: "Captain !!"
Captain: "Take off every 'ZIG'!!"
Captain: "You know what you doing."
Captain: "Move 'ZIG'."
Captain: "For great justice."

-Zero Wing, english translation



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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

[This message has been edited by FastGamerr (edited January 07, 2004).]

Anything by Woody Allen.

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Massassian since: March 12, 2001

[=-"The hardest thing is to forgive, but God does;
Even if you murdered or robbed, years wrong, but God loves;
Take one step toward him, he takes two toward you;
Even when all else fail, God supports you." - Nas-=]

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."

"Room service? Send up a larger room."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."


- Groucho Marx



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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

So very yeah.

"It's 106 miles to Arroyo. We've got a full Fusion Tank, half a pack of Rad-Away, it's dark, and I'm wearing Enclave Power Armor. Let's hit it."
-- Fallout 2.

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Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.

Great one, Tony. Fallout 2 = teh pwnage.

See my sig for great quotage.

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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow

[Forget it. Ive shut the bloody thing down. Congrats, guys, youve won. Savor the sweet flavor of victory, because itll never come again]

[This message has been edited by GBK (edited January 08, 2004).]

Ah, good times, very good times....

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

[This message has been edited by FastGamerr (edited January 07, 2004).]

My all time favorite thing to say, though, is "Screw you, hippie."

"It's time to kick *** and chew bubble gum. I'm all out of gum" Duke Nukem

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

That line was originally in John Carpenter's They Live (1988), and was the only good thing about the flick.

Yes that quote was from the movie, but the entire movie just RULED!!!!!! k?

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Probably my favorite quite of all time was by Albert Einstein himself - "I don't know with what weapons we will fight World War III, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

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Duel Zero : Released the beta. Probably the end of it. Not to worry though, I'm working on Randsaber, which is a lot better.

-Bash.org

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Please frame your insults in the form of a question.

"What a bunch of blowhards." - Kieran Horn

"Son of a Bi**h!"
"Son of a Bi**h!"
"MADRE DE DIOS!"
(SUBTITLE: 'Son of a Bi**h!")

RED VS BLUE

“Its times like these when I’m sitting in a Vogon Airlock just about to be shot out into space to die of asphyxiation, that I really wished I’d listened to what my mother had told me a as a child.”
“Why, what did she tell you?”
“I don’t know, I didn’t listen!”
-Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“Escalators are cool. They can never break, just become stairs.”
-Mitch Hedberg

“I use to play golf. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. And that’s way more satisfying. Your supposed to yell, ‘Fore!’, but I was too busy muttering, ‘there’s no way that’s gonna hit him’”
-Mitch Hedberg

“If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit”
-Mitch Hedberg

“Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a weak guy, all day. If your wearing a turtleneck and a backpack, its like a midget’s trying to take you down.”
-Mitch Hedberg
(AS you can probably tell, Mitch is my favorite comedian)

"Why am I here? Because I am an American!!"
-John Chriton

“That’s big talk for a dead man”
“I’m not dead”
“Your right. My watch is about 10 seconds fast.”
-Justice League

“We're three million years into deep space. Where the smeg did I get a traffic cone?”
-Red Dwarf

(i actually got that from someone's sig here, but i know the source. its the one show ever to use the word 'smeg')

“My sister has multiple personalities and that’s not funny. But she called me the other day, and my caller id exploded”
-Zack Galphinakis

“We have finally determined that Canadian bacon is, in fact, ham”
-John Cleese, SNL Skit

“There’s a reason why men feel pain more acutely than women, and that’s because women always have a small part of their brain thinking about shoes.”
-Ardal O’Hanlon

Bang -Spike

and, to finish it:

See Yah, Space Cowboy.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade

"Never ever quit"

Winston Churchill.

"Life is like a sewer. You only get out of it what you put into it."
- Tom Lehrer

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1 & 2 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

"The Lord don't need your book learning!"
"He can do without your ignorance as well."
- attributed to a lot of people

"... since I gave up hope I feel a lot better."
- Steve Taylor, "Since I Gave Up Hope I Feel a Lot Better"

Technically this is a movie quote, because it's adapted from the Blues Brothers. "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Uhhh... one in my sig.

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"Life is like a vending machine, sometimes you don't get nothing."

"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room."
-Winston Churchill

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"Church, women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets!"
-Tucker
Red vs Blue

From Final Fantasy Tactics: "Blame Yourself, Or God"
From Fictional: "hes the devil in the blue sky, the one with the healing hands, he will talk of universal lies, just to get you in his hands"
from the book Shadows Of Gensua : Nothing Says Insanity like a couple of dead wh*res hanging in your closet"
from poetry by by ghostmachein: "you cannot paint a nice picture, without useing dark colours"
from american mcgee's alice : Chesher Cat "your curiousity may have kill the cat, but the lives of a Feeline now stand at 8, tread carefully"

i know a couple more, but they will get me banned probably lol

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People Fear What They Dont Understand...

Hmm, just thought of anouther good one from Pratchett:

"There's plenty of time to sleep in the grave."
"Yah, right, Sarge. But no one wakes you up for tea."
-Night Watch

I could definitly think of a alot more from him, but i just remembered that.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade

You could post the entire contents of all of his books. Every line is pure gold.


...It is said that whosoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whosoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivalent of a stick with a fizzing fuse and Acme Dynamite Company written on the side. It's more interesting, and doesn't take so long...
-- Pratchett, Soul Music

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The future is here, and all bets are off.

Church: "I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this tank."

Caboose: "SHEEEEEEILAAA! NOOOO!"
Tucker: "No, Sheila! Wait a second, who's Sheila?"
Caboose: "She was the lady in the tank. She was my friend."
Tucker: "Oh, sweet! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!"

Sarge: "I feel the worst about Grif. I always made fun of him, I never told him he was my son."
Church: "No way! The orange guy's your son?"
Sarge: "Nah, I just wanted to screw with him one last time. But now I'll never get that chance..."

All from Red vs. Blue.

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"I'm significant!.... Screamed the speck of dust."
-Calvin