Alright, so there's this kid Brian <Name removed> in my Chemistry class. He, this other kid, and I always tease each other about things. I was bored today, so I decided to declare war on him tomorow, and write up an official Declaration of War, complete with a list of Grieveances and signatures to ratify it.
Tell me what you think, and if I should change it at all. (To make it better)
Keep in mind, this is all in good fun, and I'm not actually trying to make him feel bad or anything.
[edit- Oh, and if you want me to put your name down, say so and I will.![[http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]](http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif "http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif")
If you don't want you use your real name, just make up one.]
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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry
RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.
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Tell me what you think, and if I should change it at all. (To make it better)
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
Declaration of War
We The People, of the United Entity of Zac, hereby formally declare War upon Brian <name removed>, in the interests of continuing Life and Liberty for Zac.
Henceforth, an embargo is to be placed on all trade with Brian <name removed>, all travelers are to be recalled from Brian, and all travelers from Brian are to be expelled immediately. Hostilities shall commence on daybreak of January 10th, Two Thousand and Four, in the parking lot of Joe’s Pizza Barn.
The forging of this Document was deemed appropriate and necessary in response to the heinous crimes that hath been committed against the Entity of Zac and his allies.
The Following is a List of Grievances against the Empire of Brian that has been composed:
The following are official signatures authenticating and ratifying this Document:
<people can sign under this line>
</font>
Declaration of War
We The People, of the United Entity of Zac, hereby formally declare War upon Brian <name removed>, in the interests of continuing Life and Liberty for Zac.
Henceforth, an embargo is to be placed on all trade with Brian <name removed>, all travelers are to be recalled from Brian, and all travelers from Brian are to be expelled immediately. Hostilities shall commence on daybreak of January 10th, Two Thousand and Four, in the parking lot of Joe’s Pizza Barn.
The forging of this Document was deemed appropriate and necessary in response to the heinous crimes that hath been committed against the Entity of Zac and his allies.
The Following is a List of Grievances against the Empire of Brian that has been composed:
- Multiple accounts of Brian being seen attending Cult Meetings (Young Life)
- Cutting finger on a round bar, causing others to become emotionally distressed.
- Falling off a bench during Weight training, causing damage to equipment and chaos.
- Receiving idols to worship (Jesus Action Figure) during a Pagan holiday ritual. (Christmas)
- Being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.
The following are official signatures authenticating and ratifying this Document:
<people can sign under this line>
</font>
Keep in mind, this is all in good fun, and I'm not actually trying to make him feel bad or anything.
[edit- Oh, and if you want me to put your name down, say so and I will.
If you don't want you use your real name, just make up one.]------------------
MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry
RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.
[This message has been edited by happydud (edited January 08, 2004).]
[This message has been edited by happydud (edited January 08, 2004).]
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