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2004-01-11, 5:48 PM #1
http://www.singles-the-game.com/

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

W-w-w-hy? Why God? Why?

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2004-01-11, 5:50 PM #2
ORDERED

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a workstation...
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a workstation...
2004-01-11, 5:56 PM #3
Um, I don't know what to say.

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The Matrix: Unplugged

I'm a C4D b****!
2004-01-11, 6:02 PM #4
Yes!
2004-01-11, 6:03 PM #5
they will die for this grave atrocity.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-01-11, 6:23 PM #6
I knew it! I KNEW IT!!! I CAN CODE MYSELF A GIRLFRIEND!!!!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]


No I cant. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-01-11, 6:34 PM #7
Mmmmm...polygonal porn...guahhh

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-01-11, 6:46 PM #8
It had better have...physics.

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-01-11, 6:51 PM #9
It was confusing which button to push at the first page.. it was kinda ambivelant.

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Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2004-01-11, 6:52 PM #10
[http://www.singles-the-game.com/pics/screenshots_big/singles-08.jpg]

This is wrong in so many ways...

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Shut up. I'm GOING to do this whether you like it or not.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2004-01-11, 7:07 PM #11
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tracer:
This is wrong in so many ways...</font>


Because it's so detailed, or because you like it? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]


In all seriousness, I think it looks like it could be a good game.

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"When all else fails, eat pie."
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2004-01-11, 7:23 PM #12
*shaking head* Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin...

The only way that could possibly be a good game is if Freddy or Jason shows up and gives Mike and Linda "what for" as punishment for engaging in pre-marital sexual activity.
2004-01-11, 7:30 PM #13
... if the above picture is an accurate depiction of the game, then I would say that the name "Singles" is a bit of a misnomer.

"Singles" would involve creating loser-characters who are computer nerds, gamer geeks, or other types of oddballs who often go without contact with the opposite sex for great periods of time.
2004-01-11, 7:54 PM #14
Yet another sign of the end of the world...

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2004-01-11, 8:12 PM #15
Speechless...

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2004-01-11, 8:33 PM #16
I am SO going to buy that.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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2004-01-12, 7:58 AM #17
its called singles because its ..for single people with...odd interests :-s


*so creeped out*


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[teletubbie voice] BIG HUG!!!! [/teletubbie voice]
[teletubbie voice] BIG HUG!!!! [/teletubbie voice]
2004-01-12, 8:29 AM #18
...Woobydoo?

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2004-01-12, 8:29 AM #19
Yeeeaaahhh...no. Just no.

Our species is doomed.

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Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2004-01-12, 8:38 AM #20
It's a rip-off of the Sims. Woop de doo.

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2004-01-12, 8:38 AM #21
So *thats* why they still include floppy drives on new PCs.

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2004-01-12, 8:40 AM #22
[http://www.singles-the-game.com/pics/screenshots_big/singles-3.jpg]

Big pimpin G

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2004-01-12, 8:59 AM #23
I love how the necklace perfectly follows the contours of his pecks.

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Have a good one,
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2004-01-12, 9:41 AM #24
he looks like a gang banger

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I am the god of all that is relationships! You will respect my authoritah!
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-01-12, 10:02 AM #25
Please follow steps closely in the following order:
1) Come into possession of, using any means possible, of a revolver.
2) Load at least one (1) functional round into the revolver chamber.
3) Place barrel of revolver in mouth.
4) Pull trigger as many times possible until discharge.

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-01-12, 11:10 AM #26
I wonder if my radeon 9000 would run this at a good frame rate.
2004-01-12, 11:13 AM #27
Kids in Japan waste horrendous amounts of time on such games.

Understood girls take effort to attract, and I'm just as guilty of their unwillingness to risk it, but I'm not gonna delude myself because of a problem I could probably fix simply if I ever stop being a fool.

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Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2004-01-12, 2:49 PM #28
Deluxe 247

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"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis
2004-01-12, 3:21 PM #29
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by oSiRiS:
It's a rip-off of the Sims. Woop de doo.

</font>


THE SIMS DID NOT HAVE COMPUTER SEX RIGHT THERE ON YOUR SCREEN.

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Shut up. I'm GOING to do this whether you like it or not.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2004-01-12, 3:35 PM #30
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tracer:

This is wrong in so many ways...
</font>


I agree... the polygonal boobies are being covered up! If they are going to make a game this stupid, they can at least try to appeal to gamers in SOME way.


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"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2004-01-13, 10:56 AM #31
check out the lack of physics on her hair. That or a lot of hairspray.

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Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2004-01-13, 10:59 AM #32
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tracer:
THE SIMS DID NOT HAVE COMPUTER SEX RIGHT THERE ON YOUR SCREEN.

</font>


No it was just ****en boring!

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