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46 Pages of Massassi wackyness....
2004-01-13, 11:19 AM #1
Found this on the allmighty GOOGLE>....


http://chat.woggle.org/quotes.php?page=1

If it's not appropriate to post, sorry. But I figured it would be since the people who post here are on it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
2004-01-13, 11:21 AM #2
AWESOME!

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mmm, smells like something burning.
2004-01-13, 11:21 AM #3
Yeah, all of us chat regulars quote each other on this page. It is the largest collection of random stupididty one can imagine.
2004-01-13, 11:22 AM #4
Whoa. We have a chat page? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it || The Link of the Dead
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-01-13, 11:22 AM #5
Where did that come from?

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1 of 14 | 6-16 Never Forget. | Click.
1 of 14 | 6-16 Never Forget. | Click.
2004-01-13, 11:23 AM #6
I'm only quoted twice [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
(and actually one of those was quoting wolfy... but I just happened to be in the conversation)

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited January 13, 2004).]
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-01-13, 11:25 AM #7
I predict fun times ahead reading all these quotes [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
2004-01-13, 11:25 AM #8
woh now!

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-01-13, 11:26 AM #9
hehehe

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-01-13, 11:30 AM #10
Many of the quotes will make no sense whatsoever, unless you were either present when it occured, or a regular who knows all the antics of the #massassians. And lots of them still make no sense, regardless.
2004-01-13, 11:37 AM #11
It's like bash.org, but funny.

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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
2004-01-13, 11:57 AM #12
Hello! And Welcome To Last Year!

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* Seb goes around singing "I'm too sexy for my body"
* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)
"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-01-13, 11:59 AM #13
Last year? Some of those quotes go back four years [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
2004-01-13, 12:03 PM #14
Some of them arent even funny. Especially the newer ones.

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2004-01-13, 12:04 PM #15
I can't believe you guys didn't know about this.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-01-13, 12:53 PM #16
yes.. unsmart peoples... not know of the all mighty quotes

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" You killed me. That wasn't very nice."
Noble Gases
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-01-13, 12:56 PM #17
I'm never on the chat and I still knew about it.
2004-01-13, 3:07 PM #18
Im not quoted. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-01-13, 3:12 PM #19
It's sort of strange. Whenever I frequent the chatroom less, the quality of quotes goes down. I wonder what that means, losers?

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I have become Death, destroyer of newbs.
Statavad-Gita 8:14
:master::master::master:
2004-01-13, 3:13 PM #20
Stat is truly a superior being. I miss him whenever he is away from me.
2004-01-13, 4:25 PM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Im not quoted. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

</font>


Generally, you have to say something quotable in the chat for that to happen.
2004-01-13, 4:26 PM #22
yeah... but "Hello! and welcome to four years ago" is redundant...

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* Seb goes around singing "I'm too sexy for my body"
* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)
"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-01-13, 7:22 PM #23
Some of the quotes are great, newer ones are not.

Like this:

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">* kak signs Brian up for anger management classes.
*** kak was kicked by Brian (I'M NOT ANGRY WHAT THE MOTHER F******* HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT B****!?!?!?!)</font>


...I find that funny [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2004-01-13, 10:40 PM #24
Yeah. 01D N3W5.

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Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-01-14, 12:41 AM #25
You may remember this wacky scene....

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
<A> M go first
* M
* A
* F is now known as uubar
<M> D***IT
<uubar> d%#% it
* uubar is now known as F
* assi is now known as I
<s> DIE
* J is now known as jEDIkIRBY
<M> ok, everyone stop...
<A> GOGOGOGO
* M
* A
* s
* s
* F rig!
<I> NO
<s> DIE
<A> WTF
<M> GAH
* F at
<M> DIE
<H> ...
* M was kicked by Wolfy (People kicked: 1973 - only 27 left to 2000!)
<I> di3!!!11111111
<A> BAN
* A was kicked by Wolfy (People kicked: 1974 - only 26 left to 2000!)
* A (Fishstickz@holonet-13E93648.anapol01.md.comcast.net) has joined #massassi
*** Nick Change: A Was: fishstickz
<s> ...
* Mike sets mode: +v A
* s was kicked by Wolfy (People kicked: 1975 - only 25 left to 2000!)
[13:48] * G is now known as Gangster
[13:48] * M (Muurn@holonet-128118AD.crsntcty.ca.charter.com) has joined #massassi
*** Nick Change: M Was: Muurn
* Wolfy sets mode: +v M
* M is now known as Muurn
* F is now known as Fazer
* Fazer was kicked by Wolfy (People kicked: 1976 - only 24 left to 2000!)
<H> lol
<I> g0g0g0g00
<Flexor> lol
<A> YOULL NEVER GET RID OF US ALL
</font>


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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-01-14, 3:20 AM #26
mad....your all mad....

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I heard someone say once that the world is a fine place and that it was worth fighting for....I agree with the last part.

People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots website
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2004-01-14, 3:36 AM #27
Bah I knew about that page before Massassi even existed.
2004-01-14, 9:26 AM #28
Were is my timeline...

/me searches in toy box...

Teddy Bear... no... transformer... no... naked woman... how'ed that get in there [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]... no...

Well I can't seem to find it right now but belive me when I find it your getting it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Burrie|WatchingFromTheShadows holds up a skeleton's head. "= or !=. That is the statement."</font>
2004-01-14, 9:34 AM #29
Timeline got outlawed during your absence, mech. Well, it was frowned upon at least. Perhaps its time for a come back tour? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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You underestimate the power of the Dark Side...

DSettahr's Homepage
2004-01-14, 9:40 AM #30
Yeah. Timeline was a sucky movie.
2004-01-14, 9:48 AM #31
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:

Well I can't seem to find it right now but belive me when I find it your getting it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

</font>


Careful, they don't even like text versions anymore. They don't even appreciate the hard work your fingers have to endur thinking of where the lines are supposed to be! And stuff...

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-01-14, 9:50 AM #32
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DSettahr:
Timeline got outlawed during your absence, mech. Well, it was frowned upon at least. Perhaps its time for a come back tour? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

</font>


Well thats what happends when your permabanned for 2 years. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Burrie|WatchingFromTheShadows holds up a skeleton's head. "= or !=. That is the statement."</font>
2004-01-14, 11:24 AM #33
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
You may remember this wacky scene....

</font>


That was the second time I got banned from #massassi!

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GhostOfYoda - General doer of stuff.
Massassi's Official Chatroom: irc.synirc.com #massassi
2004-01-14, 12:41 PM #34
<Farix> ALT+F4 + BEST MINIMIZE
*** CookedHaggis (niallhende@pc-62-31-66-175-ed.blueyonder.co.uk) Quit (QUIT: )

Whooda thunk?

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a workstation...
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a workstation...
2004-01-14, 12:43 PM #35
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GhostOfYoda:
That was the second time I got banned from #massassi!

</font>


That was so funny though

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-01-14, 1:05 PM #36
http://misc.nmgoh.com/quotes.txt

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it || The Link of the Dead
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-01-14, 4:13 PM #37
oh god.. I used to say lol

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-01-14, 6:31 PM #38
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"><Farix> ALT+F4 + BEST MINIMIZE
*** CookedHaggis (niallhende@pc-62-31-66-175-ed.blueyonder.co.uk) Quit (QUIT: )
Whooda thunk?

</font>


In my defence I was quiting anyway and that was a coincidence...that's my story and I'm sticking to it...
2004-01-14, 11:20 PM #39
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
oh god.. I used to say lol

</font>


There you go again.

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You underestimate the power of the Dark Side...

DSettahr's Homepage

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