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2004-01-15, 10:35 PM #1
snail racer

Snail racing: (500 posts per line)-@%


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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
Jon`C:Irony is spelling 'quality' poorly.
Spork:Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'
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2004-01-15, 10:46 PM #2
See sig. 13 dashes so far, closing in on my 14th.

IMO, this should be a mandatory part of everyones sig. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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DSettahr's Homepage

[This message has been edited by DSettahr (edited January 16, 2004).]
2004-01-15, 10:54 PM #3
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Duel Zero : Released the beta. Probably the end of it. Not to worry though, I'm working on Randsaber, which is a lot better.

[This message has been edited by Checksum (edited January 16, 2004).]
2004-01-15, 10:59 PM #4
Um . . . have fun with that

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-01-15, 11:29 PM #5
Alas - my snail's still stuck on the starting grid [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

Bloomin' snail - it's not my fault he sticks to the absolute minimum post-speed limit [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

-Jackpot

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"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." - gothicX

"Life is mostly froth and bubble,
But two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own"
("Ye Wearie Wayfarer" - by Adam Lindsay Gordon)
"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." -gothicX
"Life is mostly froth and bubble, but two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own" - "Ye Wearie Wayfarer"
|| AI Builder: compatible with both JK & MotS || My website ||
2004-01-16, 12:27 AM #6
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2004-01-16, 1:10 AM #7
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And my snail jumps out to an early lead...

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-01-16, 1:30 AM #8
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You've lost me. What the hell is THAT?

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

--End of Line--
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-01-16, 2:10 AM #9
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BV's rendition of Titanic: Let's have sex. I won't let go. I don't need this stone.
The End.
~ Wolfy
That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
2004-01-16, 2:10 AM #10
lol [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
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[This message has been edited by Echoman (edited January 16, 2004).]
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-01-16, 2:15 AM #11
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Aw he's gimp and only has one leg.

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2004-01-16, 2:28 AM #12
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Yes, two accounts.

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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow

[This message has been edited by Mano (edited January 16, 2004).]
"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
2004-01-16, 2:31 AM #13
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Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
2004-01-16, 2:34 AM #14
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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.
2004-01-16, 3:34 AM #15
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Maybe 3 I dunno. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Massassian since: March 12, 2001

[=-"The hardest thing is to forgive, but God does;
Even if you murdered or robbed, years wrong, but God loves;
Take one step toward him, he takes two toward you;
Even when all else fail, God supports you." - Nas-=]
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2004-01-16, 4:35 AM #16
um i guess im supposed to this?
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Madquack and Firbnic have a signature.
*Remnant Temple beta almost done*
Light And Darkness
I was just petting the bunny, and it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it. - Red vs Blue
2004-01-16, 4:51 AM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Prince Xizor:
um i guess im supposed to this?
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No.

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">What should have been posted by Prince Xizor:
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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.
2004-01-16, 4:54 AM #18
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getting close to the next stretch.

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mmm, smells like something burning.
2004-01-16, 4:56 AM #19
If you count my other screenames it's about

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SAJN_Master had sticky Shift button - wrote 179 lines in CAPS.
Sample: [17:42] <SAJN_Master> Flexor
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-16, 5:01 AM #20
WTF? What's this all about?

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Madquack and Firbnic have a signature.
*Remnant Temple beta almost done*
Light And Darkness
I was just petting the bunny, and it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it. - Red vs Blue
2004-01-16, 5:03 AM #21
About snail racing.

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.
2004-01-16, 5:04 AM #22
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Strange, I thought I'd have more. Oh well.

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The Matrix: Unplugged

I'm a C4D b****!
2004-01-16, 5:18 AM #23
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Uh-oh, looks like something's not quite right...

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Shut up. I'm GOING to do this whether you like it or not.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2004-01-16, 6:27 AM #24
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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it || The Link of the Dead
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-01-16, 6:41 AM #25
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WEEEEEE! Look at him go!

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TI-MAH!

[This message has been edited by Insipid (edited January 16, 2004).]
2004-01-16, 7:42 AM #26
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"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
2004-01-16, 8:01 AM #27
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Right? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-01-16, 8:24 AM #28
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GO LITTLE SNAIL! GO!

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-01-16, 8:27 AM #29
OH, okay!

Snail Racer

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MaxisReed
AIM: MaxisReed
ChatOp, EC administrator, and "some sort of god!"
"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"
2004-01-16, 8:30 AM #30
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Meh

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-01-16, 8:34 AM #31
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My snail might as well be escargot... that's how fast it's moving...

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Nes digs around in the trash can.
Nes finds a hamburger!
Nes puts the hamburger in his backpack.
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...
2004-01-16, 8:44 AM #32
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Some people are like Slinkies.... not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs
2004-01-16, 9:14 AM #33
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148 away from another line.

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"Honey, you got real ugly."

[This message has been edited by RotM_igotissues (edited January 16, 2004).]
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2004-01-16, 9:21 AM #34
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....52 until a new line... yaes!

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<< start the revolution >>
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-01-16, 10:40 AM #35
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Go boy go!

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"Life is like a network of roads, you keep on running till you hit a dead end."
2004-01-16, 11:00 AM #36
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I'm about half way to the next one.

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right." -Isaac Asimov

Never tickle the third foot!
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-01-16, 11:05 AM #37
Can someone please tell me what this is about?

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Signatures are overrated.

"You can run but you will only die tired."
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-01-16, 12:03 PM #38
BurrBoy: every 500 posts, you notice that your snail has left a slimy trail and that he is actually still moving...

For every one "-" that is posted by an individual, you know they have (at least) 500 posts [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] Naturally, this should act as an indicator as to who occasionally "frequent" Massassi... and those that just never leave! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] - one need only look at Emon (10,000+ I believe... !!!) and GBK's snail racing scores to realise this [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

-Jackpot

/me notes shameless excuse to bump current post count by one, in the shape of an explanation [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif] - it doesn't really get me any closer, but hey... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." - gothicX

"Life is mostly froth and bubble,
But two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own"
("Ye Wearie Wayfarer" - by Adam Lindsay Gordon)
"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." -gothicX
"Life is mostly froth and bubble, but two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own" - "Ye Wearie Wayfarer"
|| AI Builder: compatible with both JK & MotS || My website ||
2004-01-16, 6:17 PM #39
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Edit: Racing Towards Twue Wuv since 30.August 2000

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
Applecore scowled. "What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse?" -War of the Flowers
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');

[This message has been edited by Dormouse (edited January 16, 2004).]
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2004-01-16, 6:26 PM #40
Checks

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mir·ow ( V ) Pronunciation Key (meer-oh)
Someone or something that possesses unfathomable awesomeness
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