Who would win? (sorry, I'm just in this kind of mood and I can't stop laughing from the other threads like this....hehehehe)

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Well, the Mormons will be in better condition, due to their restricted diet. Add to that the fact that JWs only have 144,000 true believers, leaving the Mormons with numerical superiority...?

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JW's don't stand a chance, I've seen the massive armies of mormons, it's not a pretty sight.

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Theres more mormons than Jews????? Thats worrying.

Regardless, COME ON JWS!!!!

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  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

You...know that a JW is a Jehovah's Witness, not a Jew, right?

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it || The Link of the Dead

JW= Jehova's Witnesses

Aren't Mormons rather more aggressive than JWs? I'm having trouble picturing JWs with anything more than an " Oh, that's nice." attitude.

Mormons.

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OMFQ! WRONGS F0rumORZ!!! HARSZ!! LOLOLOLOLS!!!@@!!@11

Yeah.. um.. the mormans, because they have those giant golden tablets that no one can see.. except for that guy, but you should believe him anyway.. because he says so

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The JW's would annoy them to death, door-to-door.

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As of 2001, there was 10 million Latter-Day Saints (it's not "mormons" or "mormans") around the globe.

And Wolfy is kinda right with the 144,000. That number is the amount of people that would be saved, not the max amount allowed into their church.

I have LDS friends who call themselves mormons, I don't see why you're telling us not to call them that.

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It doesn't bother me that much, but I think that it's important that people know the correct name rather than a slang name people made up.

Not Funny.