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Ebay shows it's high qaulity products yet again!
2004-01-17, 5:45 PM #1
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2980180592

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it</font>


---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it
---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
2004-01-17, 5:47 PM #2
hahaha!

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 5:56 PM #3
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Rod-Nog:
hahaha!

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-01-17, 5:56 PM #4
Of course it's Canadian.

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 6:02 PM #5
ummm.................... who in their right mind would even want to scan cat brain? Cats are so stupid, they lick their...well you know

lol if you scroll down the pic of the cat with the remotes is funny...he has glowing eyes

[This message has been edited by F-Body (edited January 17, 2004).]
This is retarded, and I mean drooling at the mouth
2004-01-17, 6:03 PM #6
By asking for a refund you forfeit your ghost to me but it will be returned if you bake me a cake and hand deliver it.


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Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-01-17, 6:08 PM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by F-Body:
Cats are so stupid, they lick their...well you know

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I'm almost inclined to say that comment was funnier (in a dumb way) than the item being sold [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-01-17, 6:19 PM #8
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THIS

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I have a signature.
I have a signature.
2004-01-17, 6:57 PM #9
ROFL

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2004-01-17, 7:01 PM #10
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by F-Body:
Cats are so stupid, they lick their...well you know</font>


I don't know what. Please clarify. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

I have my own foil, thank you very much!
2004-01-17, 7:45 PM #11
That got a good laugh out of me.

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Then all they gave back was death and disease.
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2004-01-17, 7:46 PM #12
"I don't know what. Please clarify."
The cat licks it's own genital area.

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 8:10 PM #13
hahaha he said genital!

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-01-17, 8:32 PM #14
What's wrong with genital licking? I'm not desperate enough to lick my own, but...

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There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-01-17, 9:19 PM #15
Genial licking? What kind of manners do you people learn?

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it || The Link of the Dead
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-01-17, 11:55 PM #16
They lick their genital area to *keep* it clean, not because it's dirty. Geez, it sounds like all you guys would be scared to touch your own bits and peices. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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"When all else fails, eat pie."
-¬thoughts from beyond observance
2004-01-18, 12:51 AM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
    I take the following forms of payment only [in the equivalent value of the winning bid price + shipping]:

  • Monopoly money [exchanged at 0.0005% face value]
  • Canadian Tire money [at face value]
  • Traveler's cheques
  • Shiny beads, trinkets, or gold coins
  • Chocolate bars
  • Cod, the fish, at current market value.
  • Mexican Pesos, Japanese ¥, and even European Euros.
  • Australian $, UK £, Canadian $, coins or Money Orders.
  • American $ cash preferred. Lots of it please.
  • Hershey's Kisses(tm) - please note that I will not consider melty sticky kisses a valid payment.
  • PayPal balance transfers in US$ are accepted if you don't have any of the above payments to offer, and are a boring fuddy duddy.
  • All legal currency must be dated from after the year 2000, since I don't want it to have the Y2K bug. I prefer foreign cash, but you are welcome to pay with any option here.
  • I will put your separate eBay items in one package, to save you money. Weight and thickness restrictions of the package may limit how many auctions you can combine.
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Hilarity.


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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
2004-01-18, 2:51 AM #18
fair funny

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mmm, smells like something burning.
2004-01-18, 12:00 PM #19
thats nothing... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2980721318

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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2004-01-18, 12:02 PM #20
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-01-18, 12:03 PM #21
Oh ... my...

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-01-18, 12:08 PM #22
HAHAHAHA!

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-18, 1:49 PM #23
holy hell

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mmm, smells like something burning.
2004-01-18, 2:22 PM #24
What I want to know is what the Hell was he searching that brought that back as a result?

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it || The Link of the Dead
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-01-18, 2:23 PM #25
exactly what I thought.

Search for : PENIS FOR SALE

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-18, 4:07 PM #26
HaHaHa!

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2004-01-18, 5:20 PM #27
Thats.......kinda......odd.......

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Signatures are overrated.

"You can run but you will only die tired."
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-01-18, 5:22 PM #28
Oh my god that's great!

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I have a signature.

[This message has been edited by MadQuack (edited January 18, 2004).]
I have a signature.
2004-01-19, 6:32 AM #29
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
What I want to know is what the Hell was he searching that brought that back as a result?

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No comment. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-01-19, 8:21 AM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Do not attempt to adjust the size of your pet's head to fit the PFHT.</font>


hehehehehe

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Rah!
/fluffle
2004-01-19, 2:18 PM #31
That is absolutely hilarious.

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2004-01-19, 2:53 PM #32
and for the pet one... 7 people have bid for it O_o

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2004-01-19, 3:09 PM #33
obviously the bidders don't understand the concept of aluminum foil [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it</font>


---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it
---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.

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