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Massassi VS US: WAR!!!!
2004-01-19, 4:32 AM #1
omq liek who wuld winnar?!!!1

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2004-01-19, 4:45 AM #2
Massassi, seeing as how it's in a galaxy far, far away, out of the reach of nukes and such. Then how would Massassians win? Well, they're an ancient people, so they win by default.

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Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2004-01-19, 4:47 AM #3
It depends. Are we limiting this discussion to conventional weapons or can we unleash the MadQuack?

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2004-01-19, 5:05 AM #4
I think we could get a first and maybe a second strike before they managed to subpoena our ISPs and get our names and adresses. It's all downhill from there, though.

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2004-01-19, 5:17 AM #5
Oh, that wouldn't even be funny. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
2004-01-19, 5:18 AM #6
We have Brian. The American Army doesn't. So we win. QED.

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2004-01-19, 5:20 AM #7
/me counts up how many Shaolin Assasin Monks and Ninja Menkeys we have

roight, we can kick some serious behind! ;D
US Army doesn't stand a chance against our l33t h4x0r sk1llz... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

and who needs ISPs? my brain connects directly to the intarweb!

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2004-01-19, 5:22 AM #8
Yeah, we've got the triple threat, madquack to make them wonder whats going on, the members of the religious forum to make them question their own existence, and pugler to annoy the hell out of them

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
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2004-01-19, 5:23 AM #9
Oh, and we have the massassi brute squad, with like 12 death stars or something

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2004-01-19, 5:28 AM #10
Massassi all the way.

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cybrid is "destroy"
2004-01-19, 5:33 AM #11
Crisis situation! TACC alligns itself with the US!

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2004-01-19, 5:55 AM #12
We have many members within US borders . . . we will destroy them from the inside.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-01-19, 6:05 AM #13
Precisely. How can they fight a force they can't even locate?

Of course, we'd have to find new forms of communications once the server is shut down, such as singing coded folk songs.


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2004-01-19, 6:42 AM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
Oh, and we have the massassi brute squad, with like 12 death stars or something

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We have sixteen now.. We HAD seventeen, but SOMEONE lost one, and still hasn't paid for it.. They're supposed to be selling girl scout cookies until they can pay the 19 trillion credits to get it out of the impound lot. You know who you are.

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2004-01-19, 8:16 AM #15
Sorry dud!!!


-sells more cookies-

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2004-01-19, 8:18 AM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by - Tony -:
We have Brian. The American Army doesn't. So we win. QED.</font>
Actually, the US Air Force can call me up at any time up until May (when my reserve time runs out). YOU'RE SCREWED
2004-01-19, 8:31 AM #17
We'd win, obviously, since we're probably all geek anough to hack America's basics to their knees - power etc. etc. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] And of course, I'm an Army Cadet, so you've got my limited military proficiency to hand... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2004-01-19, 9:25 AM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by happydud:
We have sixteen now.. We HAD seventeen, but SOMEONE lost one, and still hasn't paid for it.. They're supposed to be selling girl scout cookies until they can pay the 19 trillion credits to get it out of the impound lot. You know who you are.

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Actually, 15. I totalled one in Maw. Sorry. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-01-19, 9:29 AM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
Actually, the US Air Force can call me up at any time up until May (when my reserve time runs out). YOU'RE SCREWED</font>


You. . . you would actully betray us? *sniff* [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-01-19, 9:31 AM #20
Don't we have a few Death Stars around?

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2004-01-19, 12:42 PM #21
Of course the downside to using our Deathstars is that they would kill us all. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-01-19, 12:46 PM #22
not necessarily. With 15 deathstars, we could probably host up enough living quarters to keep all of massassi on board. Unfortunately, it would destroy all human life but us, that would leave us with a ton of undersexed men and like 7 women... Meh... It could work I guess...

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2004-01-19, 1:23 PM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tsukasa:

Actually, 15. I totalled one in Maw. Sorry. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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*bites lip*

You. *points into a dark corner* Do your thing on... *swings hand around* Him. *points at Tsukasa*

Stop.. loosing.. my.. DEATH STARS!
Do you have any idea how much the insurance bill is going to get jacked up..
I have to rob fifteen million babies a day just to keep up with it now. Damn. Some people are really inconsiderate, ya know?

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2004-01-19, 1:30 PM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yecti:
not necessarily. With 15 deathstars, we could probably host up enough living quarters to keep all of massassi on board. Unfortunately, it would destroy all human life but us, that would leave us with a ton of undersexed men and like 7 women... Meh... It could work I guess...

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I think i speak for all massassi women when i say "hell no" to this


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2004-01-19, 1:39 PM #25
don't forget we also have the almighty Qod on our side

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2004-01-19, 2:23 PM #26
I could rally say 200 super star destroyers in about 10 minutes before the US knew what happened. ( [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif] wait a minute I live here!)
BTW how long in m or ft is a SSD?

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2004-01-19, 2:45 PM #27
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
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Originally posted by - Tony -:
We have Brian. The American Army doesn't. So we win. QED.</font>
Actually, the US Air Force can call me up at any time up until May (when my reserve time runs out). YOU'RE SCREWED

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You'll be our espionage agent.
2004-01-19, 3:52 PM #28
The super-secret Massassi society of superfriends will protect you.

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2004-01-19, 9:48 PM #29
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by F-Body:
BTW how long in m or ft is a SSD?

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http://www.starwars.com/databank/starship/superstardestroyer/

12.8 km and one would be enough [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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[This message has been edited by Avenger (edited January 20, 2004).]
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2004-01-19, 10:03 PM #30
Massassians being Ancient people, they can control the future by stepping on a fly right? Go step on the fly that created Bush.

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2004-01-19, 10:19 PM #31
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Actually, the US Air Force can call me up at any time up until May (when my reserve time runs out).</font>

You hope! The way things are going, reservists could find themselves on-call permanently. Also, if Bush wins this year, some Massassi people could be joining you via a draft. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

They have already won. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

[This message has been edited by UGG (edited January 20, 2004).]
2004-01-19, 10:28 PM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Elana14:

I think i speak for all massassi women when i say "hell no" to this


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Clones, darling. Clones.

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2004-01-20, 1:58 AM #33
Your not taking my DNA!!!!

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Burrie|WatchingFromTheShadows holds up a skeleton's head. "= or !=. That is the statement."</font>
2004-01-20, 3:14 AM #34
we allowed to put multiple orders in on those clones?
2004-01-20, 3:29 AM #35
Besides his pay which is considerable MechWarrior asked but one thing to have an unaltered clone for himself.

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2004-01-20, 6:18 AM #36
It may be that we'll need a Maevie Clone Machine to work foll time... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-01-20, 6:22 AM #37
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by - Tony -:
It may be that we'll need a Maevie Clone Machine to work foll time... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
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And GBK operating it?



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2004-01-20, 6:24 AM #38
Considering the overall dumbness of society, Massassi. Simply because usually average stupid people don't stay around here for long, so I consider pretty much everyone here relatively intelligent. Therefore our intelligent to stupid people ratio would greatly outnumber all of America's. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-01-20, 6:29 AM #39
Meh what can I say [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-01-20, 6:31 AM #40
You give Massassians too much credit, Correction.
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