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Some funnies for Massassi
2004-01-20, 4:11 PM #1
A friend sent me these over AIM, and I thought they'd be perfect for Massassi. Just as a disclaimer, I'm pretty sure they're mostly clean but there may have been a few swears I didn't notice. Anyway:

http://www.saunalahti.fi/taffeli/Englishpaper.txt

http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/

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2004-01-20, 4:18 PM #2
I only had time to read the first link; it was great!

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2004-01-20, 4:29 PM #3
the second article isn't half as funny as the e-mail he received because of it.

http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/mail01

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2004-01-20, 4:30 PM #4
Hahahaha.. I didn't even notice that [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] Wow... X_x

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2004-01-20, 4:32 PM #5
that email is completely stupid... when did he say this was evidence that he must become a homosexual???

anyway...
both links are VERY funny ;D i especially like the fact that the teacher gave them an A+
hehehe

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2004-01-20, 4:35 PM #6
hehe.. I love the english paper

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2004-01-20, 4:42 PM #7
Both are funny, even though everyone knows those statistics are totally invalid. I thought the English story one was especially funny. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-01-20, 4:55 PM #8
I almost fell out of my chair from laughing while reading the English Paper. It was so easy to picture the entire thing happening. Oh... I liked that one.

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2004-01-20, 4:57 PM #9
hahaha. That was great. A+. Sounds like something we'd do at my school. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-01-20, 5:22 PM #10
I disagree with his conclusions regarding finding women...

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2004-01-20, 5:29 PM #11
<3 !!!!!
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2004-01-20, 5:44 PM #12
The dude with the sci-fi direction on the english paper is HILARIOUS. He knew exactly how to push this girl's buttons.

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2004-01-20, 6:29 PM #13
hehehe, that was great(the paper), she wanted to do a heart felt story about a Girl how had lost her love, and he wanted to do a story on a Alien-Blastin' space trooper.

GREAT stuff. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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