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I need your glorious, glorious vocals.
2004-01-17, 7:10 AM #1
I'm making this flash doohicky, just for practice. I need someone to say something along the lines of:

"Hey, do you feel as if your things aren't up to much? Then buy PRODUCT!! It's the product that keeps on producing! Just 14 easy paments of 129.99 and you'll be well on your way to... AHH!! MY ARM!!!"

... in one of those infomercial voices. The really annoying ones. You'll get a little credit at the end... or something.

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Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-01-17, 7:19 AM #2
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by - Tony -:
or something.

</font>


WE MUST FIND OUT WHAT THIS SOMETHING IS!
what is it?

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<Genki> oh, where are you going, with beards all a waggin, no knowin no knowin what bring dear Mr. Baggins, and Balin, and Dwalin, here down in the vally Ah ha!
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-01-17, 7:35 AM #3
I'll do it. Gimme a few minutes to set the mic up.

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
2004-01-17, 7:35 AM #4
I don't know. A part?

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Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-01-17, 7:38 AM #5
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Genki:
WE MUST FIND OUT WHAT THIS SOMETHING IS!
what is it?

</font>


Yes, yes. Could it be a cookie? Or candy, perhaps? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-01-17, 7:46 AM #6
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/ahh.wav
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/ahh2.wav
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/ahhh3.wav

I personaly like 3 the best. but I just tried it a bunch of different ways. I was so tempet to yell "You set it and forget it!"....I haven't done the AHHHH MY ARM! thing yet..because I just haven't.

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 7:54 AM #7
http://freespace.virgin.net/ok.then/product.mp3

Go nuts.

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
2004-01-17, 7:56 AM #8
Rod-Nog: Yours would be good if you didn't speak so close to the mic, you're overloading the signal, so it's sounding distorted.

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
2004-01-17, 8:02 AM #9
Jagged, that is the best sounding thing I've ever heard...bravo bravo. The ah my arm part is great haha. You win.

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.

[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited January 17, 2004).]
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 8:07 AM #10
Quite. The waves will have to go into my startup sounds. It's still open, if anyone can beat them, which is unlikely.

I wuv j00 all!

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Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-01-17, 8:10 AM #11
I'll record another, maybe I can back off my mic..:P PLus its a 20 dollar piece of fecal matter.

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 8:15 AM #12
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jagged Conscience:
http://freespace.virgin.net/ok.then/product.mp3

Go nuts.

</font>


You cuold have a career doing this.. you really do sound like the guys on the radio or tele



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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-01-17, 8:27 AM #13
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/FatAlbert.wav

http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/pirate.wav

http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/Geek.wav

http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/Hillybilly.wav

http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/Monster.wav

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 8:35 AM #14
Wow. This stuff is so incredibly funny it's making me cry!

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Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-01-17, 8:37 AM #15
A friend told me a way to get rid of the static. He said to hold a piece of paper between me and the mic... He lied! Rated PG..Don't mind my hijacking..you commie whore.

http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/commiewhore.wav

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.

[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited January 17, 2004).]
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 8:45 AM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
You just IMed me, you commie whore.
</font>


I love you some more you now.

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Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-01-17, 8:46 AM #17
This is fun.

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 8:55 AM #18
Subliminal Messages...The first got messed up due to AIM [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/Producccct.wav

http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/subliminalmessage.wav

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 9:20 AM #19
Jag, how do such a good american accent?
well better than mine.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-01-17, 9:28 AM #20
I've just always done accents and impressions and stuff. Kinda comes naturally... I might make a page of various voice acting stuff I've done so far.

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
2004-01-17, 9:33 AM #21
Yeah, JC, you sound like perfect when you do that.. How am I doing?

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 9:35 AM #22
Your other voices are quite good, they sound like they'd be good in cartoons. I'm currently working on the epic voice used on big box office films. Apparently the guy who does them does it under the sheets... I wonder if he turns the lights off as well [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
2004-01-17, 9:43 AM #23
Thank ye. I have move voices...but I am off to see a movie w000000sh!

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 11:15 AM #24
entertaining thread...

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gree gree.
2004-01-17, 11:33 AM #25
Rod-Nog, that commie whore thing was one of the funniest things I've heard in a good while here.

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WOOSH.
-----@%
Warhead[97]
2004-01-17, 1:26 PM #26
"One is glad to be of service" Come on people post your voice, record your telemarketer guy voice thing and post it.

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 1:27 PM #27
http://24.150.136.99:12952/sounds/german3.wav

[edit:
http://24.150.136.99:12952/sounds/germanb.wav <-This one is probably better. The thing in the end doesn't sound pasted in.]
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MadQuack has a signature.

[This message has been edited by Flirbnic (edited January 17, 2004).]
I'm just a little boy.
2004-01-17, 1:32 PM #28
Win.

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 2:42 PM #29
Hey there dudes,

that was funny as hell. man i laughed until i cried!

Erm i think selling things is forbidden, lol. Loved the pirate one. "Argh! me booty" Clasic!

ZERO1979

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AQUATAINE - New to Aberystwyth 2003.
Tom - Vocals, Guitars, Songs
Liz - Vocals, Guitars, Songs
Matt - Vocals, Guitars, Songs
Jamie - Drums, Songs
Infamous and rented

ZERO1979
2004-01-17, 4:14 PM #30
[LIEK OMG EDITED!]

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.

[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited January 17, 2004).]
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 4:43 PM #31
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/oldman.wav
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/mummy.wav
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/mafia.wav
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/japanese.wav
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/caffine.wav

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 7:32 PM #32
You people are weak. Post more. Help out t3h Tony!

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-17, 7:45 PM #33
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Rod-Nog:
Subliminal Messages...The first got messed up due to AIM [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/Producccct.wav

http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/Voices/subliminalmessage.wav

</font>


I like the first one better, actually. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
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The Matrix: Unplugged

I'm a C4D b****!
2004-01-17, 7:48 PM #34
So do I but when I recorded it I was on AIm so you hear some Aim sound in the back. I like Mafia out of my new ones... I am commenting on my own stuff..that's sad...but nobody else is posting!

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-18, 2:12 AM #35
MY GOD ROG-NOG!!! Ever thought of making a JK level? You've got voices for at least 13 people! If your not into JK, then MotS? JO? JA? Your talent shouldn't go to such waste!

And sorry... I have no voice to give you. I have no talent... *starts singing the Star Wars theme in an Ugnaut's voice (horrible)*
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2004-01-18, 2:14 AM #36
Hey, Rod-Nog, wanna form the Massassi Voice Actors Union?

MVAU... one of the conditions of joining is you have to come up with a better name!!

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
2004-01-18, 2:17 AM #37
Massassian Actors Enlisted for Vocal Expertise

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
2004-01-18, 5:11 AM #38
Thankyou Edward...but I can do atleast 10 more voices [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]..and I can't edit JK or anything for crap :P


The Massassi Voices

TMV



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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-18, 5:55 AM #39
http://24.150.136.99:12952/sounds/aah.wav
http://24.150.136.99:12952/sounds/chinese.wav
http://24.150.136.99:12952/sounds/reallydeepvoice.wav

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MadQuack has a signature.
I'm just a little boy.
2004-01-18, 5:57 AM #40
Ahahaha! I clicked reallydeepvoice and I was very surprised hahaha. Win.

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Gondor has no pants.
Gondor needs no pants.

[This message has been edited by Rod-Nog (edited January 18, 2004).]
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
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