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ForumsDiscussion Forum → my uncle and his two year old son are visiting.
my uncle and his two year old son are visiting.
2004-01-20, 11:08 AM #1
They live in melbourne, but most of our relitives are in brisbane. My mum and i are his only blood relitives that dont live in queensland. The others are also prety much in one two houses.

His parents, his other sister and other neices and nephews are all in a house just outside of brisbane and his uncle and aunt (his mother's side) live in penrith.

This would be about the third or mabey fourth time he has been to our house.

The last time i saw his son was about a year and a half ago. As you can see by the title, i am in for a rough couple of days. However, I am sure I can keep him entertained.

I am now thankful for keeping the disney movies I got when I was much younger. I have ; The Lion King, Aladin, Aladin Return of jafar, Monsters inc. and Finding Nemo on DVD, Toy story and 101 Dalmations (Honestly, I totaly forgot about having that one)

To make this thread legal, Post your experiances with two year olds.

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2004-01-20, 11:09 AM #2
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by alpha1:
To make this thread legal, Post your experiances with two year olds.
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Uh, you sick freak


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I hate kids.
I hate kids.
2004-01-20, 11:10 AM #3
I eat two year olds.

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2004-01-20, 11:10 AM #4
Have fun [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-01-20, 11:29 AM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Common Sense:
Uh, you sick freak


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ummm... I think you are the sick freak for assuming that, and once again made you nick ironic.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> the http://dictionary.com definition of experience

1 entry found for experiences.
ex·pe·ri·ence ( P ) Pronunciation Key (k-spîr-ns)
n.

1.
The apprehension of an object, thought, or emotion through the senses or mind: a child's first experience of snow.

2.
Active participation in events or activities, leading to the accumulation of knowledge or skill

A lesson taught by experience; a carpenter with experience in roof repair.

The knowledge or skill so derived.

3.
An event or a series of events participated in or lived through.

The totality of such events in the past of an individual or group. </font>


Nothing about what you are thinking you sick minded person that makes wrongful accusations.

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somthing else you might want to learn the meaning of.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">

li·bel ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lbl)
n.

A false publication, as in writing, print, signs, or pictures, that damages a person's reputation.

The act of presenting such material to the public.
</font>


Interesting. Things like that could be considered libel.


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[This message has been edited by alpha1 (edited January 20, 2004).]
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2004-01-20, 11:31 AM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
I eat two year olds.

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Don't encourage this thread to go bad or it will be deleated. with another thread saying that it was deleated because you started it spiraling into inapropriatness.

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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
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Spork:Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'
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2004-01-20, 12:06 PM #7
I was two years old once... once.

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2004-01-20, 12:09 PM #8
I have quite a few cousins... One at 7, two at 5, one at 2 and one who was born about 6 months ago. Makes christmas interesting [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-01-20, 12:30 PM #9
I have a year's experiance of the age 2. But I remember none of it.

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2004-01-20, 12:36 PM #10
I asked for you to post things that happened when you were with (note to common sense: with as in taking care of or visiting/being visited) two year olds. Not what happened when you were two.

[edit]i hate typos.

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[This message has been edited by alpha1 (edited January 20, 2004).]
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2004-01-20, 12:40 PM #11
Well, once when I was 2.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-01-20, 1:16 PM #12
Things are only going to go downhill now that you've invoked dictionary.com.

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2004-01-20, 1:18 PM #13
Ah.....being two years old....the best 3 years of my life.........WHAT!?!?

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2004-01-20, 1:24 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tracer:
Things are only going to go downhill now that you've invoked dictionary.com.

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I don't think anyone has the guts to try and say that i was talking about inapropriate things instead of being around two year olds.

also, libel was there to prevent anyone from trying to say that there is an explicet meaning of experiences that means sexual encounter. Also, with was defined in a way to prevent the grammar nazis from taking advantage of me.(by doing what common sense tried to do)

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2004-01-20, 1:43 PM #15
Alpha1, why do you have to make everything so stupid?

Just take it as the joke that it obviously is and forget about it.

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2004-01-20, 2:02 PM #16
1. most people on making a joke of accuseing someone of pedophelia would usualy put "jk" in their post

2. most people wouldn't accuse someone of pedophelia as a joke because they know it would almost certainly get them banned.

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soooo.... you and your buddies like to accuse each other of pedophelia as a joke. You are even worse than common sense.

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[This message has been edited by alpha1 (edited January 20, 2004).]
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2004-01-21, 5:55 AM #17
I hate kids. So very much because they scream, yell and b****.

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2004-01-21, 8:42 AM #18
two year olds shout and annoy me

alpha, if anybody is bringing this thread off-topic, its you, drop it.

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2004-01-21, 9:23 AM #19
I guess I missed the point of this thread excpet to up your post count and draw attention to yourself

But then again, as I scroll through recent threads, many are pretty pointless. Thus, carry on with pointlessness:

[This message has been edited by F-Body (edited January 21, 2004).]
This is retarded, and I mean drooling at the mouth
2004-01-21, 10:11 AM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by alpha1:
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soooo.... you and your buddies like to accuse each other of pedophelia as a joke.[/B]</font>


You don't? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Rah!
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2004-01-21, 10:24 AM #21
I can't stand kids. When I was a black belt, they were the worst. They wouldn't shut up, and get really pissed off when you said, "[insert name], stop talking. We're doing exercises/warming up/practicing forms right now."

Maybe they're not doing something right, and you demonstrate to them over...and over...and over...and over...and over how it's supposed to be done. After the fourth try, they start crying.

I can't communicate with them on their level. I find it impossible to lower myself to their level of intelligence and communication.

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2004-01-21, 10:49 AM #22
he just left.

thank god there was only one trantrum.

he was not happy when he first arrived as he had been a car all day and expected to be home. My uncle has a good way of dealing with those tantrums, he puts his son in his room and makes him stay there till he calms down.

That is a good way to deal with trantrums as givng into them will almost always lead to trantrums when he wants to get somthing.

I was surprised that the storm last nite did not bother him. he actualy seemed to enjoy it.

btw, is it creapy that he doesn't even watch tv in the way we do (ie. it is the movements and sounds that get him interested) yet when he hears the simpson theam, he will run up to the tv and watch. My uncle told me that his son once got out of a bath when he heard the simpsons on tv.

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