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At last! I found it!
2004-01-20, 10:27 AM #1
[http://misc.nmgoh.com/manos.jpg]

Found this on Amazon.com - "Manos" Hands of Fate, uncut, on DVD.

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2004-01-20, 10:30 AM #2
!!!!!

Now that'll be fun to watch [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-01-20, 10:46 AM #3
A winner is you

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2004-01-20, 10:53 AM #4
whats the deal with it?

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2004-01-20, 11:04 AM #5
It happens to be the worst movie ever.

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2004-01-20, 11:07 AM #6
What about Zardoz [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-01-20, 11:10 AM #7
Ok

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2004-01-20, 11:22 AM #8
Zardoz wasn't financed by a loan taken out against a fertilizer company

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it || The Link of the Dead
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-01-20, 2:38 PM #9
I have the MST3K version of that... even it is pure horror to watch.

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2004-01-20, 2:45 PM #10
The hands of fate? Where does he put these...hands..?

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2004-01-20, 2:56 PM #11
By his fate.
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2004-01-20, 3:05 PM #12
Oh lord, what hath thou unleashed..?

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2004-01-20, 3:17 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by happydud:
Oh lord, what hath thou unleashed..?</font>


Im not sure, but I think it has something to do with 4 dudes and a horse... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-01-20, 3:36 PM #14
y'know... The Medallion w/ Jackie Chan was a pretty bad movie.

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2004-01-20, 3:59 PM #15
It wasn't too bad. It was okay for one of his movies. It doesn't go nearly as low as From Justin to Kelly, Gigli or Ishtar.

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2004-01-20, 4:02 PM #16
Worse than Madonna's movies? Get out!
2004-01-20, 4:21 PM #17
I just found the MST3K version on Amazon. I think I should get this.

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2004-01-20, 4:22 PM #18
I only vaguely remember it. Maybe becuase I passed out suddenly while watching and suddenly woke up again right after it ended.

Tell me, what do you plan to do with the worst movie ever made? Please tell me you aren't going to watch it.

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2004-01-20, 5:20 PM #19
Eldrad Must Live !!

Hnh, wait, wrong hands..

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2004-01-20, 6:38 PM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Septic Yogurt:
whats the deal with it?

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*burp*

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by oSiRiS:
It happens to be the worst movie ever.

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Worst 100 movies

BTW, Gigli use to be #1, but Manos reclaimed the throne. Did you know like 4 actors died the year it came out, 3 of whom took there own life? And only 2 actors did movies before/after this (1 did only 2 movies, the second just came out).

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
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2004-01-21, 2:40 AM #21
anyone here ever seen "Return to Rollerblade 7"?

You feel raped after watching that movie, it's not even bad in a good way, it's just painful.
2004-01-21, 2:43 AM #22
I SO want to see that movie.

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2004-01-21, 2:48 AM #23
Worst ever? Worse than Da Hip Hop Witch? Interesting.

[awww, Da Hip Hop Witch has a worse score but not quite enough ratings yet.]

[This message has been edited by Jaiph (edited January 21, 2004).]
2004-01-21, 3:42 AM #24
I'm giving it to my friend for her birthday; she's been looking for this for about four or five years now.

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it || The Link of the Dead
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-01-21, 4:02 AM #25
Gymkata is almost as good. Or bad. Or.. uh.. what did I mean to say?
Whatever, if you're interested, here's the plot.

That movie looks pretty good too, though.
2004-01-21, 3:37 PM #26
Nothing can be worse than The Lost Empire:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0198779/
But it was made for TV i think so i'm not sure it qualifies for that list.

I actually wrote up a review for it after watching it a number of months ago.
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I'm sorry, all of you lose. I just watched this movie with my older brother. It was akin to stabbing myself in the eye repeatedly with a rusty jellyfish whilst a trio of shizophrenic lemurs crooned love-songs in my ear.

It was an exercise in pure and morbid masochism simply sitting through it all. Yes it did make me laugh and even smile a fair bit, but it was that sort of sick desperate laugh and twisted rictus smile of someone stretched on the rack whilst the torturer tells his favourite knock-knock jokes. It was a good thing my brain already was throbbing by the time i started watching it, or i would have been cross with it for the headache it would have otherwise inflicted.

It is called the Lost Empire, made for tv, with the budget and acting expected of such things, but with the distinct and obscene misfortune of being incredibly long. How long ? Well he may have been a Chinaman but i'm not sure he was in this movie.

It is like a bizarre and terrifying mix of King Solomon's Mines and Fifth Element; don't get me wrong, i loved both those movies [esp Fifth Element], but it would be like breeding John Denver with Marilyn Manson and getting the very worst of both of them.

Check it out on IMDB, and if youre feeling excessively guilty over something and require extreme cosmic penitence, rent it and watch it. Your eyeballs will thank you later.

Now if you'll excuse me, i am off to try to find those 27 iq points i lost while watching it.</font>


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