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Russian troops deployed to rescue a sunken truck with its cargo of beer
2004-01-21, 1:17 AM #1
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/01/21/offbeat.russia.beer/index.html

Haha [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-01-21, 1:48 AM #2
That....that is so beautiful. Way more touching than rescuing any stupid kid from a well.

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2004-01-21, 2:39 AM #3
I've just got back from the pub

*sob*, so beatiful
2004-01-21, 3:09 AM #4
that is why IMHO the russian army is the greatest in the world

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2004-01-21, 4:34 AM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
That....that is so beautiful. Way more touching than rescuing any stupid kid from a well.

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But we MUST save Timmy O'Toole!

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2004-01-21, 4:38 AM #6
Now, that is a love of alchohol, my friends [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-01-21, 5:52 AM #7
hehehehe

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2004-01-21, 5:56 AM #8
it brings a tear to my eyes.....

just waiting now for beer labelled

"this beer was saved from the bottom of a lake by the russian army"

touching...
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2004-01-21, 6:02 AM #9
Well, they lost the truck... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

But hey! At least they got the beer!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-01-21, 9:38 AM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">managed to save the load after a week-long operation. </font>


I find it hilarious that they actually spent a week trying to recover all of it. Russian tax dollars being well spent...

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2004-01-21, 9:44 AM #11
Knowing Interbrew they send it to us (Work for a brewery warehouse) when it's out of date and try passing it of as long life beer.

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2004-01-21, 9:46 AM #12
This brings a tear to my eye.

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2004-01-21, 12:17 PM #13
Russkies...to the brewskiemobile!

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2004-01-21, 1:02 PM #14
hahahhaa

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2004-01-21, 3:53 PM #15
How do they have time to rescue beer? Aren't there, like, several breakaway republics that need destruction?

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2004-01-21, 4:07 PM #16
Whahahahahaha!

How beautiful.

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2004-01-21, 4:09 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tracer:
How do they have time to rescue beer? Aren't there, like, several breakaway republics that need destruction?</font>


Exactly: they need beer.



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2004-01-21, 4:25 PM #18
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2004-01-21, 6:29 PM #19
They only did it because Russia has not been in the news recently. I bet this was on Leno.

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