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Pass on story
1999-10-08, 7:43 PM #1
OK I start out with the beginning and you guys just keep on adding

One day Luke Skywalker had diarhea and then-

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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

§The Almighty Jabbafett§
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

§The Almighty Jabbafett§

1999-10-08, 8:06 PM #2
And after he went to the bathroom the toliet wouldn't flush (apparently the "force" was somewhere else at the time)....

[This message has been edited by Deathstar4 (edited October 08, 1999).]
1999-10-08, 8:12 PM #3
it overflowed and flooded his apartment. stinky water leaked through the floor and into some guys apartment down below. he comes up to lukes door with a loaded blaster

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1stStalin

"There's no need to see if he's still alive-that was 3 sticks of dynamite!"

Like duct tape, the force is. Both a light side and dark side it has. Binds the galaxy together, it does.

1999-10-08, 8:19 PM #4
He blocks the blaster fire with his lightsaber while his pants are still around his ankles. (The true jedi that he is.)
1999-10-08, 9:14 PM #5
Mara walks in sees him with his pants down and quickly knocks out the guy with the blaster and says to luke.

Mara: Luke what are you doing?!

Luke: ummmm. . . Nothing.

Mara: Don't give me that. I caught you with your pants down!
"I do not understand my own actions. For I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate. Now if I do what I do not want, I agree that the law is good. So then it is no longer I that do it, but sin that which dwells within me, that is, in my flesh. I can will what is right, but I cannot do it. For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I do. Now if I do what I do not want, it is no longer I that do it, but sin which dwells within me."

~St. Paul to the church in Rome recorded in Romans 7:15-20.

So that we are set free from sin by Jesus, so we celebrate his birth on Christmas. Remeber this day with joy, when the angels sang, peace on earth good will toward men.

~Merlin
1999-10-08, 9:40 PM #6
[cencored]

>:[

[This message has been edited by ThreeDee (edited October 10, 1999).]
"Trying is the first step to both failure and success."

"It's impossible for me to lose my mind. How can I lose something I never had to begin with?"

"God didn't make me to be a good little christian boy. He makes me think for myself too much for that."
1999-10-09, 9:13 AM #7
I did not want this to get dirty so lets go back to simple toilet humor

Restart- One day Luke had Diarhea

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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

§The Almighty Jabbafett§
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

§The Almighty Jabbafett§

1999-10-09, 5:51 PM #8
The toilet clogged, built up tons of pressure, then released in one burst, propelling luke through the roof and sent him crashing through the wall of a cargo ship carrying 500 tons toilet paper

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1stStalin

"There's no need to see if he's still alive-that was 3 sticks of dynamite!"

Like duct tape, the force is. Both a light side and dark side it has. Binds the galaxy together, it does.

1999-10-09, 6:23 PM #9
In the toilet paper there was a huge...

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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

§The Almighty Jabbafett§
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

§The Almighty Jabbafett§

1999-10-09, 6:49 PM #10
Fuurghling.
1999-10-09, 7:48 PM #11
And then Space Orca arrived to investigate this plague known as 4th grade toilet humor. Grabbing his lightsaber, he set off to find the evil one that caused this thread. "JABBAFETT!" he shouted as he saw the big bounty hunting hutt. "yes, I started this thread" he responded. "Prepare to die for your insistance on toilet humor!" Orca said back, making a lunge for Jabafett. But then he was stopped by a furlough, whatever that is Therondy, and knocked aside. "MWAHAHAHAHA!" JabbaFett said, only to see Orca's lightsaber cut the furlough in half. Orca proceeded to advance on JabbaFett, lightsaber swinging.

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-Space Orca
Space Orca's best qoutes:
"The Force is strong in you. The force of my lightsaber coming down!"
"A planet of pokemon? Don't bomb it from orbit. A few might survive. Get the Death Star in here!"
"Hmmmm... It looks like my Lightsaber needs a little repair work. Know of any lightsaber repair shops in town?"
"Luke Skywalker drew his lightsaber... and turned it in to the art teacher"
If you have any more funny quotes, just send them to me.
-Space Orca
Space Orca's best qoutes:
"The Force is strong in you. The force of my lightsaber coming down!"
"A planet of pokemon? Don't bomb it from orbit. A few might survive. Get the Death Star in here!"
"Hmmmm... It looks like my Lightsaber needs a little repair work. Know of any lightsaber repair shops in town?"
"Luke Skywalker drew his lightsaber... and turned it in to the art teacher"
"Pokemon is spelled S-T-U-P-I-D!"
If you have any more funny quotes, just send them to me.

1999-10-10, 8:14 AM #12
but then Jabbafett pulled out his Concussion Riifle and put Space Orca out of his missery for not being in space

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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

§The Almighty Jabbafett§
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

§The Almighty Jabbafett§

1999-10-10, 9:56 AM #13
THIS is not a porn board!!!

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-ThreeDee
Emissary from the Third Dimension

In the deathmatch of life, there is a timelimit, but no fraglimit. :)
1999-10-10, 12:19 PM #14
I know, all I wanted was a funny toilet humor incident happening to Luke

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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

§The Almighty Jabbafett§
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

§The Almighty Jabbafett§

1999-10-10, 9:50 PM #15
When was it porn? I assmed luke has underwear. I only did a play on words with the caught with his pants down (meaning being caught in an embarassing situation, which he was, and his pants being literally down (but I assmed he was wearing underware, just his pant (slacks, or whatever Luke wheres) were down NOTHING else, that was NOT what I meant. I am staying away from these posts now. I am sticking with my own story.
"I do not understand my own actions. For I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate. Now if I do what I do not want, I agree that the law is good. So then it is no longer I that do it, but sin that which dwells within me, that is, in my flesh. I can will what is right, but I cannot do it. For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I do. Now if I do what I do not want, it is no longer I that do it, but sin which dwells within me."

~St. Paul to the church in Rome recorded in Romans 7:15-20.

So that we are set free from sin by Jesus, so we celebrate his birth on Christmas. Remeber this day with joy, when the angels sang, peace on earth good will toward men.

~Merlin
1999-10-11, 1:25 PM #16
Sorry about the porn post, I was just finishing writing a reply on the Luke and Mara's honeymoon nite post(where did that go) and got carried away
"Trying is the first step to both failure and success."

"It's impossible for me to lose my mind. How can I lose something I never had to begin with?"

"God didn't make me to be a good little christian boy. He makes me think for myself too much for that."

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