I would like this story to be called swimming in a pile of mayonaise!!!!!

This is a humour story not like that 3rd war thing so just keep it funny!!!

One day Luke was walkin down the street when he noticed that his favorite diner was being replaced by a starbucks. When he saw this he got so mad that mashed potatoes started coming out of his nose!!! He walked rite up to the guy taking down the sign and he said...

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that is not the force you are felling...
It's the wind your fly is down.

-kmt_master

im a little farmboy short and stout!
the guy said "go away kid!"
ok..........

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SAY IT AINT SO! I WILL NOT GO! TURN THE LIGHTS OFF! CARRY ME HOME!-Blink182

Luke: UN STEINER POOP DE APPLE ON BEE DAS MOOP QUER APP.

Store Owner: Huh?!?

Luke: PEE NA RAS GAA POO REGG IMMN QUASS

SO: Listen you whiny farm boy speak basic or your dead

Luke:MEEPA QUOPO NAS PAA EOFD

SO:THATS IT

The owner takes out a slug thrower and shoots Luke in the head...end of the whiny little farm boy

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