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☖ Forums → Interactive Story Board → ...i might be running out of ideas here
...i might be running out of ideas here
1999-10-27, 7:05 PM #1
pssh yeah right...

The little white snail was crawling through the forest one day when she met a Freindly brown bear.

Slug: hello mr.Bear

Bear: hello fellow creature how are you?

Slug: Im fine Mr.Bear...

[Hold up...what a dumb story wtf am i thinking?!?]
lets start again


The little white snail was crawling through the forest one day when she met a HUGE brown bear. Not seeing the snail the Bear stepped on the slug on his way to his NRA meeting.Then...




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1999-10-28, 6:14 PM #2
[no sudden deaths! lol]


[This message has been edited by ThreeDee (edited October 31, 1999).]
1999-10-28, 6:16 PM #3
---No they DIDNT die in the end--- [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
this is the way it SHOULD be!...

[then] the snails mother found her son squished by the big brown bear

[Mother Snail]: WTF did you do to my f***ing son! B*tch! I have a good f***ing mind to report you to the f***ing auth...

[The bear squiched her so hard and fast, that she couldnt finish her sentence]

[Then the bear took over the world!]

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- Commander JeDi BoY of Red Squadron
-- Is that a Cheeseburger or a Stormtrooper

[This message has been edited by JeDiBoY (edited October 28, 1999).]
"Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend"

"If you make it easier, it makes you lazier!"
1999-10-28, 6:17 PM #4
[**Double Post**]

[This message has been edited by JeDiBoY (edited October 28, 1999).]
"Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend"

"If you make it easier, it makes you lazier!"
1999-10-28, 7:06 PM #5
all hail bear! Then...

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I find your lack of underpants disturbing

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I find your lack of underpants disturbing


1999-10-29, 11:11 AM #6
the bear mercilessly made everybody eat deep fried nacho nachos with fake cheese sauce!

[This message has been edited by GollumGuy (edited October 29, 1999).]
Lightsabers are great for roasting marshmallows!
1999-10-29, 11:26 AM #7
The streets were filled with panic! The people were in an uproar! SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!!!!

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1999-10-29, 11:53 AM #8
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What's that in the sky? a spaceship! Outside walk our heros! First out comes the jedi Rob X!!! Right behind him, Miss Fire! Then, out of the green mist, emerges the a small, hunched over form, a rodian. Not just any rodian, no. It is none other than.... GOLLUM GUY!!!

[This message has been edited by GollumGuy (edited October 29, 1999).]
Lightsabers are great for roasting marshmallows!
1999-10-29, 12:22 PM #9
RobX: AAAHHHHH ITS A RODAIN!!! KILL IT KILL IT!!!!
Blam Blam Blam

The rodain hunches over and dies...the shooter is as of yet a mystery.

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I find your lack of underpants disturbing

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I find your lack of underpants disturbing


1999-10-29, 8:18 PM #10
But that's ok, because Gollum Guy is a jedi. He gets George over here to make him all glowy-like!
Lightsabers are great for roasting marshmallows!
1999-10-29, 8:56 PM #11
Cept Georgey boy is to busy working on Jar Jar's counterpart for episode 2, so the rodian remains a molten lump...
1999-10-30, 1:13 AM #12
bug hops out of the spaceship.

"Sorry Im late"

Rob X: "AAAAHHHHH!!! Not another rodian!!!"

He pulls out his blaster again and starts shooting at bug

Bug: "Help! some crazy guy is trying to kill me!"

A bunch of people with signs reading "STOP HATE CRIMES" see Rob X and decide to put a stop to his killings. They throw down their signs and beat him up.

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Good pitching can always stop good hitting and vice versa.
- Yogi Berra?

‹^› //‹{°;°}›\\ ‹^›
1999-10-30, 2:48 AM #13
<=
*sigh*

Now look at that. The anti-haters hate haters. Oh well.
->

Then, Jkior comes in with a HUGE sign, and squashes the haters and uses 'em for pavement. (Except for Robx) Can anybody guess what the sign says?

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Jkior...the ultimate joker!
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The only editing group with one member and a sense of humor.
1999-10-30, 7:14 AM #14
Meanwhile, the lump of the rodian slowly oozes up into a larger, mutated rodian, and runs directly toward Rob X! Rob X shoots at him with his repeater gun, but the bullets just splat right through!

Gollum Guy runs directly PAST Rob X towards the table of donuts that Miss Fire brings out of the ship, and gobbles them up greedily.

<Gollum Guy> "DONUTS!!!!! YAAY!!!!!!"
<Would-be AntiHate Group People> "DONUTS! YAAY!!!!!"
<Bear> "DONUTS!"
*Rob X turns around slowly.*
<Rob X> "Donuts?"
Lightsabers are great for roasting marshmallows!
1999-10-30, 7:19 AM #15
Yes, donuts. Those tasty little snacks perfect for munching as well as foodfights. Nothing is more refreshing and more fattening than a nice, big donut.

Buy one at your local bakery today!

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Never shout 'movie' in a crowded firehouse.
The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
1999-10-30, 7:20 AM #16
(triple post)

[This message has been edited by Miss_Fire (edited October 30, 1999).]
The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
1999-10-30, 7:20 AM #17
(the one thing worse than a double post)

[This message has been edited by Miss_Fire (edited October 30, 1999).]
The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
1999-10-30, 7:43 AM #18
Little did he know, those donuts were poisoned....

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1999-10-30, 2:19 PM #19
RobX had secretly poisoned the donuts to punish all the haters, anti-haters, and rodains...

RobX: i prefer pizza anyways.

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I find your lack of underpants disturbing

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I find your lack of underpants disturbing


1999-10-30, 2:52 PM #20
double post

[This message has been edited by GollumGuy (edited October 30, 1999).]
Lightsabers are great for roasting marshmallows!
1999-10-30, 2:52 PM #21
As everyone knows, all mutated life forms are immune to poison; they only grow more powerful! Gollum Guy grows larger and larger; now he is nearly ten feet tall! He hunches over, and gobbles up the bear!

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Lightsabers are great for roasting marshmallows!
Lightsabers are great for roasting marshmallows!
1999-10-30, 3:24 PM #22
the bear then claws up GG's innards....i send my condolances to his faimly

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Next Wave Gaming
I find your lack of underpants disturbing

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Next Wave Gaming
I find your lack of underpants disturbing


1999-10-30, 6:40 PM #23
Back at the Gollum-Cave in his very own top secret planet, Gollum Guy writes down in his journal:

Not very busy day today. Sent secret-agent-suicidal-mission-clone along with trusted friend Miss Fire, along with several nonimportant characters to some planet to overthrow some bear. Clone did not survive. Miss Fire and Rob X I believe are well, for they have access to one of Ares' dodge vipers.

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Lightsabers are great for roasting marshmallows!
Lightsabers are great for roasting marshmallows!
1999-10-30, 7:52 PM #24
actually i have full acess to all of ares' vipers after i killed him in the three worder post...mmmmmuuuuuhahahahahahahaha...me sleepies now

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I find your lack of underpants disturbing
1999-10-31, 4:05 PM #25
Hey Guess, can go into a partnership? We both seem to like the <CRUNCH> ending for dumb-[alterior end] stories.

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Jkior...the ultimate joker!
http://free.prohosting.com/~jkior/index.html
The only editing group with one member and a sense of humor.
Jkior...the ultimate joker!
http://free.prohosting.com/~jkior/index.html
The only editing group with one member and a sense of humor.

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