well...this is it, the last and ultimate three worder. Too many serous posts at this forum, time to bring back the light heartness to this forum
A: RobX production starring Rob X - Speak - Miss_Fire - mark728 - JeDiBoY -Threnody - Guess - ThreeDee - Farrax@School - Ares - BobaFett - bug. Sat on his ass and did nothing: Jedi Boy

slug and speak...

make cool mods

...and today we find them busily at work on their latest creation, when a funny squeeking noise appeared directly above them.

Meanwhile Brian L is hard at work on...

6000 block.
(will he ever release it)

And RobX is...

...writing a story about slug, speak, and brian.

who is reading it now and realizing that it makes no sense

but then Thren says that at least it makes more sense than the three worders on JL, even if it isn't a three worder anymore...

Then the duck said...

"Oh, gross! I stepped on a purple slug! Eww!"

"than a Chicken started to cross a road...

But then it realised that the side it used to be on was better so it doubled back.
and then a bomb was ticking down currently at 30 sec and still going down...

And then it exploded. Boom.

So Speak and the duck ate fried radioactive chicken for dinner

POISONED CHIKEN!!!!! Speak doubled over in pain as his stomach churned with the radioactive chicken boiling his innards. Speak now being unable to move trys to cry out but the duck not caring any bit walked out on Speak and went back home to his loving ducky wife. Speak gasps for air but the radioactivity is changing him and mutating him into something different.....

Ares was crusing along in his Viper. (vroom). Suddenly these ducks appeared as he rounded a blind curve! He couldnt stop in time! He swerved to avoid hitting the duck family, and in the proccess hit a street sign, wich in turn went flying high into the air. It gained speed as it fell and sliced through some power lines. The cut active lines swung down and hit a tree. The very dry tree in turn caught fire.
The flames burned through the base of the tree, it fell and, landed on the ducks flattening them.
Ares: "Dammit, i did all that to avoid hitting some stupid ducks... And they in turn got killed anyway." Ares bursts into lafter when he realizes the humor of the situation. "Bwa ha ha ha..."

...Speak was turning into a...uhh...what is that?....oh my god its.....

Speak was turning into, a, -ian! ahh!! poor Speak... meanwhile, a cop is arresting Ares for destruction of City property, grand theft auto, and four counts of duck murder. Then suddenly, with no sign of warning, Ares reaches into his pocket and...

pull's out his giant rubber chicken! The cop is laughing too hard to realize that Ares drove away. The cop then...

discoveres the Viper was owned by Ares, after all and, sees on a conviently placed roadside camera that he swerved to avoid the ducks, wich in turn forced him to hit the sign, wich in turn, cut the lines that burned the tree, that crushed the ducks. Then the cop has roast duck for dinner. He then goes out for donughts. Then Ares...
(Please dont go and kill me.)

decides to celebrate his close call from being misunderstood by...

...the acid in the soda and the popping rocks resulting in there mouths poping everywhere, once the popping stop, the people that herd the noice rushed over to see...

::::::::::::BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:::::::::::::: Ares and Speak explode in a salvo of poprocks and innards. The spectators try and sheild their eyes but to no avail. The people in the front row are the first to go the others were buried under the dead bodies. When the police came to clean things up they found.........

That it was really not Ares that was killed, but his evil twin

But in a horrible twist of fate {and quite an irony too}the REAL Ares was struck down by a Dodge Viper whose driver was on his way to the Evil twins funeral...Then.....

But fortunately, Ares has a strong will to live. So he gets up, brushes himself off, and hops in his Viper to chase down the hit and run driver.....

::tick, tick, tick::
Ares looks around not realizing what that noise is. The ticking becomes louder and faster. And in those last seconds come the stunning revalation...Ares forgot to pay his bookie!!! this is how Joe "madman" McGruff pays back people who dont pay their debts. In a brilliant explosion of metal and limbs Ares can finally be at rest knowing that at least he didnt have to pay off his debts...; ). Meanwhile...

Brian releases 6000 block and hell freezes over ; ) then with hell in suck a deep freeze...

Fortunately, it was Ares's clone that was killed, (Ares has made to many enemies to go out for a casual drive.)
But unfortunately, One of his many vipers was destroyed....

Ares: "That bookie will pay...."

(NOONE blows up my Viper. Or they will suffer cruel and unusual punishment....)

Ares hops into his spial disguised Combat viper...
And uses a special tracking beakon he put on his bookies Porsche 911 turbo (I love sports cars. Some more than others though.) And chases after him.

The bookie is casually crusing along down the street in his porsche. When suddenly a Ares's Viper screeches aroun a corner behind him. Knowing who it is, the bookie floors it. He can only hope to outrun the weighted down viper.

Ares is in no mood for a long strung out chase. So he decides to end it quickly. He flicks a switch, and the trunk opens and 2 rocket boosters appear. "Thinks he can outrun me eh? he he he..." Ares hits the ultra-turbo boosters, and roars at comet speed down the road, to catch up. He easily makes up the distance, and de-activates the rockets.

The porsche swerves left and right, despirately attempting to avoid traffic and Ares. Ares pulls even with him.

Ares: "Time to burn some rubber..." Ares uses the tail end of a bazooka to break his window, and gets a grenade out of the weapons hatch. He pulls the pin, and tosses it into the porsche. Then he takes his foot off the gas to get clear of the Porsche.

Bookie: "Oh no.." He says as he looks at the pinless grenade sitting in the passengers seat. He reaches over and picks up the grenade to throw it out, but its too late...

Ares watches As the Porsche explodes into a fireball, and bounces off a roadside barrier, the car goes out of control, and finaly stops by hitting a big tree. But the porsche was going 120 at the time it hit so the tree falls onto the remains of the porsche, crushing its remains. Then in one final enormus fireball, the gas tank detonates, blowing the remains of the porsche completely apart.

Ares stops by the flaming wreckage, and talks towards it: "You can go and kill me, thats alright, but you NEVER, EVER, destroy my Viper."
Ares drives off, in battle mode, expecting ressistance. (My car cannot be blown up like a normal car in battle mode.)

(Bwa ha ha ha.... This could get interesting...)

....Ares blinded by his own inflated ego flyes off a cliff at full speed. With no time to react and gut stricken with fear Ares freeses for just a breif second. And thats all it takes, its too late for him to ingage the booster engine and fly his way out of there. Ares is impailed in his own shift stick, never to be heard of again. In a side note all the Sppartii cloning cylanders are rounded up and destroyed along with all traces of Ares.... get outta that one Ares

Impaled by my own swift stick, ROFL....
Fortunately, Ares's car is undentable, and recently had its air brakes fixed(got that idea from cartoons). So he hits the ground at a measly 80MPH, the car falls back onto its wheels, without s much as a dent or scratch. Unfortunately for Ares, it takes 2 hours for him to pry his face off the windshield, cuz he hit so fast....

Ares: "Oh... thats gona hurt in the morning..."

And Ares vat of clones is not destroyed, only a decoy was.

Finaly after watching many posts BobaFett decides to end it for Ares. he goes to Ares planet with a suncrusher. he blows up teh sun and then goes and blows up everyother solar system in the galaxy. BobaFett says "Ares, get outta THAT

hhhhhmmmmmmm...... well i could nuke the earth......send a bunch of the chinese mofia after him.........cut him up into 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 pieces.....but i think ill do this....
Ares sleeps in bed dreaming of jkediting, girls, and school i sneak into his room, pull out my bag and drop an anvil on Ares head. Clean and efficant{got that from the cartoons too}

ROFL... A ANVIL?!?!?! That was unexpected..
Fortunately for Ares, His ego is so big that the anvil simply bounces off his head, and lands on RobX's foot. He limps away in pain, and gets in his beat up old cluncker and drives away. Ares is tired of putting up with his crap, so chases after him in his war viper. But RobX's car is so slow, it can burly do 40MPH. Ares follows him onto a mountain road. Then Ares decides to end this. He pushes him and his car off the cliff, and it lands at the bottom with a cartoon thud.

RobX is annoyed. He sees Ares driving down the mountain to see if he survived. He notes that the road leads right to a mountain wall. He decides to take advantage of this. He paints a very accurate looking tunnel enterance, on it and waits for Ares.

Ares drives up, stops and notices the pile of car parts. He figures he didnt make it and drives away into the painted tunnel.

RobX is dumbfounded, but isnt gonna be left in the dust, he finds a abandoned Ferrari-F50, and races after Ares. But the laws of physics dont apply here, and he crashes at 160 into the painted tunnel. Suddenly he hears a wistling. And looks up. He sees a star destroyer falling right towards him.
He takes out a Wille coyote umbralla, and prepares to be crushed.

There is a Earthshatteringly loud THUD.


Maybe i should lay off the old cartoons...

i blew you up remember? u dead. but since i apparently blew teh wrong galaxy.........
Ares is racing in his viper in victory over RobX. he is so happy he deosnt notic that Rob and BobaFett are right in front of him with bazookas. they blow up his car and make him say where al his cloneing cilanders and extra vipers are. RobX and BobaFett then put all of Ares junk(thats right, JUNK!) into a large cargo ship with a course set to the nearest sun. incase if that doesnt work they have set millions of nukes inside the cago ship. after five minutes of waiting for the ship to get clear BobaFett says to RobX"lets do it" and pushes the button.

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB! the is a blindingly bright flash but RobX and BobaFett are okay. the last thing they see before going home is Ares radioactive head hit the ground and smash into millions of peices.

The last thing that BobaFett and RobX say before celebrating over Ares end is "Ares, get outta that."

In an amazing display of light RobX emerges from the wreckage unscathed although weary from the past battles. Feeling the power from within RobX undergoes a power transformation that leaves RobX more powerful than a god. The "super" RobX flys in the direction of Ares car. Using the power from within RobX sends out a Beam of energy twoards the viper. . Ares squeals in the shear horror at the sight of the energy beam headed for him. He trys to swerve but the Specially equiped Viper is to heavy to get out of the way in time... One energy beam + One unprofessionaly remolded Viper= one huge wreck
Then to contune the story Ares......


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[This message has been edited by RobX (edited November 10, 1999).]

THAT was an amazing story... I've never seen the like... maybe there's a good reason for that. I laughed, I ... well, I didn't cry, but I did laugh!

yes i did sit on my buttocks RobX,
but I DID do stuff with the story, so i didnt sit on my buttocks and do nothing
...But dont we all sit on out buttocks when we are on the computer, unless you got no chair and decide to stand up!

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((..Moving right along..))
((now to continue the beautiful 3 worder))

"Ares..."

...Was Burning to death, but after a while, the fire went away and Ares found himself alive, alittle dirty, alittle ashy, but still alive, Then Ares went to a local hospital..


((now lets see if we can make this story a gggggggrrrrrrrrreat story to have on Massassi))

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- Commander JeDi BoY of Red Squadron
-- Is that a Cheeseburger or a Stormtrooper
--- 'The Name JeDi_BoY is copywrited under strict laws, usage of this name in a user name is stricly prohibited

ok cool, nice, and various other compliments.

where, while being stuck in a body suit, he was savagely beaten to death by a family of ducks.

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Good pitching can always stop good hitting and vice versa.
- Yogi Berra?

but he didnt die....he just was serverly wounded by the hordes of ducks, thus porving and further amplifying Ares hatred for ducks....then RobX....

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Next Wave Gaming
There is no off position on the genius switch.