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☖ Forums → Interactive Story Board → Beware the ducks wraith
Beware the ducks wraith
1999-10-20, 7:40 PM #1
if u read the a three worder u know y the duck would be angry.


The duck...

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~RobX
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http://nwg.itgo.com-curious aint ya :D
Got Cog's?
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Next Wave Gaming
I find your lack of underpants disturbing


1999-10-20, 9:39 PM #2
now realizing that ares is dead turns his anger on Rob X...

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Good pitching can always stop good hitting and vice versa.
- Yogi Berra?
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1999-10-21, 4:05 PM #3
who runs and hides under Ares wrecked Viper. The duck (now a ghost, like Ben Kenobi, and Qui Gon in Ep 2) grows larger and larger until...
1999-10-21, 4:46 PM #4
it blows up.......

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of all the things that iv lost i miss my mind the most..........
SAY IT AINT SO! I WILL NOT GO! TURN THE LIGHTS OFF! CARRY ME HOME!-Blink182
1999-10-21, 5:24 PM #5
...providing enough roast ghost duck to feed several small countries.

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"Tiger, tiger burning bright, in the forest of the night..."
The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
1999-10-22, 8:17 PM #6
WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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~RobX
[url="mailto:RobX2001@aol.com"]mailto:RobX2001@aol.com[/url]RobX2001@aol.com</A>
http://nwg.itgo.com-curious aint ya :D
Pimpin' aint easy

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Next Wave Gaming
I find your lack of underpants disturbing


1999-11-28, 7:13 AM #7
DUCK! HAPPY!

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-Destructor,
People who live in glass houses should change in the basement - THE END IS NEAR!
Black Sun Editing - This Time We'll Be Ready For You.
1999-11-28, 7:27 AM #8
Uh, we don't know that Qui-Gon will be glowy in Ep. 2. He didn't vanish like Obi-Wan or Yoda. Maybe you are just guessing, Guess.
Enchiladas! Nice and Hot!
Enchiladas- I got I got!
1999-11-28, 5:30 PM #9
RAOTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
1999-11-29, 9:16 AM #10
hey?!? who brought this post back? it was dead and buried!!! bad bad thread.

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Next Wave Gaming
RobX no function beer well without

1999-11-29, 7:31 PM #11
IT'S COME BACK FROM THE GRAVE! You can't stop it! It's coming for you! It's like frankinstein! It's at the door! It's eating the door! It's drooling on the floor! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"I do not understand my own actions. For I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate. Now if I do what I do not want, I agree that the law is good. So then it is no longer I that do it, but sin that which dwells within me, that is, in my flesh. I can will what is right, but I cannot do it. For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I do. Now if I do what I do not want, it is no longer I that do it, but sin which dwells within me."

~St. Paul to the church in Rome recorded in Romans 7:15-20.

So that we are set free from sin by Jesus, so we celebrate his birth on Christmas. Remeber this day with joy, when the angels sang, peace on earth good will toward men.

~Merlin
1999-11-30, 12:33 PM #12
I see that Destructor was the one who summoned this thread up from the grave.

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Good pitching can always stop good hitting and vice versa.
‹^› //‹{°;°}›\\ ‹^›
1999-12-01, 4:11 PM #13
Ares resurrects himself, (like them things in Doom2) and runs over RobX. [http://198.92.131.6/html/smile.gif]

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"...And the ball has already begun to drop... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."
(Light on farmhouse blows)
Farmer: "What happened to the lights?"

Cows.

Y2K ready.


Got Milk?
Shutup brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
2000-01-25, 4:26 PM #14
*Instanly Kills Thread with Majic Beer Power*
MastaX
2000-01-25, 8:07 PM #15
sounds like someone is drunk
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2000-01-26, 8:50 AM #16
damn you masta X for bringing this thread back!
2000-01-26, 10:38 AM #17
At a distant continent the duck apprentice woke up with a quack! He could feel it. His master was dead. It was as if something had hit him hard into his very soul, a sudden boast of pain.
He gathered himself with a mind-controll exercise his master had thought him, then he leaped out of his nest, flying in rage to avenge his master... Fire came from his open beak and his eyes glew red with hathred...
2000-01-28, 5:50 AM #18
...but first he decided to got get some jelly beans...
2000-01-28, 8:30 AM #19
After the beans were consumed he threw himself off the branch where he sat to fly, but found that the beans had made him heavy... As he came falling against the ground he thought of the one thing that might save him, the...
2000-01-28, 1:37 PM #20
The jelly beans!!! Oh wait, he ate them. DOH!!!!
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2000-02-05, 11:10 AM #21
Aglar comes along, revives the thread and catches the duck. The duck is so grateful that he....
2000-02-05, 3:49 PM #22
Tries to eat aglar, but just in time ......
"Maybe you like rainbows"
I can't remember what to say!!!!
Click here for my homepage.
2000-02-06, 2:33 AM #23
...a cute bunny comes along and launches himself at the duck's throat seperating it's head from the shoulders.
"Thank you kind sir!" Aglar says. But before he knows it the bunny jumps right at him and starts chewing on the now screaming man's foot.
The duck...
2000-02-07, 11:20 AM #24
spontainisly combusts and then...
2000-02-07, 12:45 PM #25
The thread DIES. THATS IT! Let this thread die NOW!
2000-02-08, 9:31 AM #26
"No!" the bunny cries out. "We will not surrender!!!"
As the bunny start to chew on some jedi that passes by just to keep the thread alive, Aglar manages to escape.
However, the duck's big-brother comes flying and...
2000-05-24, 12:43 PM #27
...cackles like an evil maniac, then...
So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!
2000-05-25, 4:41 AM #28
...watches as everyone turns on him for bringing back a dead thread (hey, I'm a poet)...

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Life is beautiful.
2000-05-25, 4:50 PM #29
query: why is this embarrassment of a thread not dead?
2000-05-27, 6:17 PM #30
(Krig the Viking: Single handedly keeping this thread alive for no apparent reason.)

...then the duck's big brother is run over by a car and...

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My mind is like a sponge, it soaks up a lot... but it leaks

KRIG THE VIKING

So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!

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