CHAPTER ONE
Droids on a mission[/1]


See-Threepio's frantic voice echoed through the droid repair shop on yaven 4, the fourth moon of the planet yaven.

"But, Master Luke" Threepio was saying, "Kessel has always been last on my list of places in the galaxy I'd like to see. Particularly on a dangeruos spy mission without my head."

"Your only getting a different head cover, not a whole new head" Luke Skywalker said to his golden, human-shaped droid. He bent to examine a used droid head on a shelf. "We're not going to touch a single one of your microcircuits. We just dont want you to be noticed in a crowd of kessel droids."

The kessel droid head Luke was holding had a punched in, evil-looking face. It was a face that didnt match Threepio's gentle personality at all. "What do you think of this one?" asked Luke.

"That one? Theres something lacking your taste, Master Luke. Its unsightly-and... and it's green!" Threepio stammerd.

"Dident I tell you about your new color-plating?"

"Your not going to make me green are you?

To Be Continued


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do not reply to the stories they are only to look at

(NSP: Sounds neat, but are you going to give any more to work on, like what the title has to do with teh story?)

I know how this story goes.

Somehow, they end up on Mon-Calamari, and discover that the Emperor's son, who is not really his son, is using the aquatic animals for something.
He is also trying to get the indestructable symbol of evil, the Glove of Darth Vader.

Nice try, but try to be a little bit more original next time.

please don not rply to the storys. this is from the ariginal book called what i says as the title. and i am going to finish it wether any one wants me to or not!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU

luke suddenly realising how disobediant his droid was, grabbed is blaster and oblitterated threepio. seeing his life long pal being smashed into who knows what, r2 dashed forward and self destructed in looks face......

Aunt Beru: luke are you finished with the droids?
Aunt Beru came into the room, and screamed when she saw the mess on the floor. uncle Owen came running in, and when he saw the mess he shouted "oh the humanity!"

Aunt Beru: our poor nethew!!! buhuhhuahhh!

Unle Owen: grrrr! those lousy jawas theyve sould us second hand piece of crap droids!! grrrr wait till i get my hands on them!!!

"That wount be necassary! The empire has taken care of them!" said a filtered voice and a stormtroopper appered in the doorway.
"What is the meaning of this?" uncle owen shouted. "We just want to ask some questions about some missing droids. We think they......oh my god! what is that!" shouted the trooper. "errrh umm its my nethew....he uhmmm had a little accident officer"
the trooper stared at the messy remains of luke, and the at owen and then at the mess again "accident my *** " he said "youve roasted him on purpose havent you!!" "theres only one treatment for cold blooded nethew killers like you, and thats death!! die murderes ahahahahahaha!!!" BLAST POW BOOMM SMASH!!!

But then suddenly a jedi knight jumped out of nowhere and sliced all the troopers to pieces with his lightsaber!

"My hero", said Aunt Beru.