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2000-04-22, 3:56 PM #1
OK, this will be kind of like the one worders, except you can write only one sentence (no run-on). You must include the word "cheese" somewhere in your post though. I'm just curious as to how far this will go...

The mighty cheese monster threated the peaceful lives of a small town.

*Anyone else can add on.*
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2000-04-22, 7:07 PM #2
During this assault, a disgruntled postal worker confronted the monster and said "Hey cheeseball, get you cheesy rear outta my land!"

[This message has been edited by Antestarr (edited April 22, 2000).]
Pereant qui ante nos nostra dixerunt.
2000-04-23, 12:28 AM #3
"Make me!" the monster said with a cheesy smile on his evil face.
2000-04-23, 7:35 AM #4
So the postal worker then threw a cheezy fit and got out a box of "Cheezy Poofs".
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2000-04-23, 3:18 PM #5
So Lord_Crud dumped limburgher cheese on this cheesy thread.
Today is the day after the day before after the day two days before tomorrow, as of two days before yesterday.
2000-04-23, 3:45 PM #6
But the Cheezy Poofs" box was open.
"Maybe you like rainbows"
I can't remember what to say!!!!
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2000-04-23, 4:03 PM #7
Ping_Me suddenly appeared with his nacho cheese launcher and proceeded to coat everyone with synthetic cheese.
2000-04-25, 7:31 PM #8
2 days later the cheesy thread dissapeared from sight was never heard from again...
‹^› //‹{°;°}›\\ ‹^›
2000-04-27, 2:55 PM #9
The power of cheese could be smelt from the days of neglect, and people were passing out left and right.
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2000-04-27, 11:27 PM #10
But ShadowTiger appeared from nowhere and threw melted cheese at the deserters (and then added some ham and pineapple with a bit of paprika)
You have no idea of how long it took me to do this.
2000-04-27, 11:28 PM #11
But ShadowTiger appeared from nowhere and threw melted cheese at the deserters (and then added some ham and pineapple with a bit of paprika)
You have no idea of how long it took me to do this.
2000-04-28, 6:22 AM #12
But wait, a cheesy Double-poster appered on the land.Oh NOo
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2000-04-28, 6:27 AM #13
Darren likes cheese.

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"The Massassi Boards' Favorite Newbie Hater"
2000-04-29, 8:44 AM #14
Darren likes cheese so much in fact that he took a big chop out of the cheesy thread, taking in some inconsequential pineapple and a mime too with the bite.
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2000-04-29, 2:15 PM #15
Suddenly the whole town's population climbed into a rocket and went to the moon (which was made of cheese)
You have no idea of how long it took me to do this.
2000-04-30, 2:45 AM #16
Who sudenly found that the equations they had based their trajectory on were just a bunch of cheese, and found that they were spiraling into the sun.
Today is the day after the day before after the day two days before tomorrow, as of two days before yesterday.
2000-04-30, 9:12 AM #17
Little Timmy came out of the basement to find that the entire town had evacuated and thought "Cheese-us Christ, whats goin' on?"
2000-05-02, 1:19 AM #18
Meanwhile, hidden from view in his sith ship Omnipotent, the AvAtAr prepares a cheesy surprise for the fleeing population...

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"Fate, it would seem, is not without a sense of irony..."

-The AvAtAr, JK/MOTS player, TC/level plot designer, public enemy no. 58 (and rising), creative thinker and one hell of a mentor...
2000-05-04, 2:00 PM #19
meanwhile ST stayed behind to fight the Cheese monster in the cheese-shop. There was cheese everywhere!

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Nothing can elude the Tiger's mind...

You have no idea of how long it took me to do this.
2000-05-14, 1:57 AM #20
What cheese monster?
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2000-05-14, 6:54 AM #21
The cheese monster then proceeded to stomp over to L_C and point his cheese laden finger at the first post of the thread.
Pereant qui ante nos nostra dixerunt.
2000-05-14, 4:03 PM #22
Suddenly, Rogue Leader appeard and started eating one of the cheese monster's cheesy legs...

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Life is beautiful.
2000-05-24, 1:04 PM #23
Unfortunately, the cheese monster did not like someone eating his leg, and kicked Rogue Leader very far away.
So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!
2000-05-24, 2:22 PM #24
Then, in a scene fitting to a Godzilla movie, the mascot for Maceronni&Cheese entered the city in all his cheesy glory.
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2000-05-25, 4:42 AM #25
Regaining his senses after being kicked by the cheese monster, Rogue Leader calls down Y-Wings from Rogue Squadron to blast the monster into oblivion.

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[This message has been edited by Rogue Leader (edited May 25, 2000).]
Life is beautiful.
2000-06-03, 11:34 AM #26
A cheezy battle ensued, with special effects that aren't worth a cheeseball.
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2000-06-03, 12:01 PM #27
but the cheeesy fumes from cheese forgooten long ago short cuirceted the Y-wings systems, and they all crashed into each other in a cheesy maner
2000-06-03, 12:10 PM #28
then the Y-Wing crashed into a town where all the people are made from cheese and the ground is made of cheese pizza.if u dig far enough u can find crust
2000-06-05, 3:29 AM #29
Suddenly, the monster called down some cheesy looking reinforcements.

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You can run - But you'll just die tired...
2000-06-07, 6:18 AM #30
And then The_Chimera appeared, and with one of his 3 heads breathed fire, meltingthe cheese to give melted cheese on toast....
2000-06-07, 5:38 PM #31
Val_Langley appeared,drew the Langley sword, and smote this story forum. Oh, yeah- cheese.
The irreverant crapsayer strikes again!

"Only when you have stopped trying have you been defeated. Because you were defeated by yourself."

"Your life has no limitations, and can break all boundaries. Except that of those in your own mind." -Val Langley

"Hurts, doesn't it? It would have been a lot less painfull if you had just faced your fears" -Piccolo Jr.
2000-06-08, 2:22 AM #32
... and swinged it at the evil cheese pizza, but critically missed and lost his next turn...

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