OK, so im gonna start a story and you guys out there have to logically continue it. I will read it daily, and whoever does the best paragraph or so in continuing it will win $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!! So, here goes...

Kyle Katarn banked hard left, and three TIE interceptors wizzed past his window. He slowly turned the Moldy Crow 90 degrees left as he fired a round of blaster fire. Three shots ripped through the cockpit of an Interceptor that was wallowing a little too close. Kyle eased the ship into a small roll that brought the planet Narmerna into view. Suddendly his ship shuddered. "Jan! What was that?" he shouted to his co-pilot. "A tractor beam! we can't do anything!" Kyle slammed the controls. "Turn off all power save the life support systems."
The ship steadily moved towards the Star Destroyer Intruder. A famous quote flashed through his mind..."There're not getting me without a fight!"

He opened a cabinet and grabbed a DL-44 blaster, he put it in his jacket. ''Jan, get ready!'', he said to Jan,''This is going to be hard action!'' Kyle looked at the Stardestroyers massive anti-hyperspace domes.
''No way of getting out using hyperspace,...yet'', Kyle said while thinking of a plan.

Suddenly the sound of metal over metal ripped through the Crow.
The massive hanger filled the windows, stormtroopers with blasters in hand stood ready. The Crow stopped.

Two stormtroopers aimed their guns at the Crow, the intercom cracked,''Please come out with your hands in the air!'' Jan opened the hatch and climbed out, followed by Kyle. ''Do what I do'', Kyle whispered at Jan. The other stormtroopers stood still and rather far away.

Suddenly Kyle grabbed one stormtrooper and shot the other with the blaster. The other stormtroopers were alarmed and began ranning to Kyle and Jan. They ducked away behind the Crow...

Then two jedis, Darth pancakes and Luke waterwalker started battling. Their sabres fried the air and filled it with the sound of overheated electicity. "You are not my fathers second cousin!" Luke screamed. Kyle and Jan gasped. What will happen next???

Then two jedis, Darth pancakes and Luke waterwalker started battling. Their sabres fried the air and filled it with the sound of overheated electicity. "You are not my fathers second cousin!" Luke screamed. Kyle and Jan gasped. What will happen next???

*dons tin hat*

"Please"??? Stormtroopers don't say please. And they shoot, they don't run.

And that his friend dominic came along and said,"this story realu sucks mikey!!! you'd better start a new one or i will put walkers dog homer on you. You know what he dose "

Mikey said," Oh, in that case i will give you all my action figures, all my computer games, and the million dollars i saved for the last bazilion years!!!"

Dominic said,"Oh, OK. I guess That will do, But here comes homer anyway!!! "

uhoh, better not show the picture of homer and mikey. Better sencer it.


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Oh, geez thanx dominic. i feel soooo much better. and it turns out that mikey was actually a dummy! then mikey shot homer. then he stuck a grenade in dominic's mouth and threw him over the edge of a ravine. before the grenade exploded, mikey shot dominic twice with a conc rifle. then the grenade blew up and homer ate all the peices. HAHA GO DIE DOMINIC

Heh guess what else happened? Mikey said "Oh, look at the mess!" and he blew up homer while he was eating dominic's pieces. then all of dominics action figures and computer games and all the other cool stuff ran up to mikey and said "Please steal us we like it" and so mikey did. then mikey said "you know what? i can be a terrorrist!" so mikey went to the store and bought a scream guy costume and went around brutally killing people. they never cought mikey...and who knows, maybe tommorrow YOU'LL have a knife in your back!

But then, majicly, Mr.Funsized Snickers bars apeared and said " oh nooooooooooooooooooo dominic the great the oh powerful creator of life universe and everything has gone." then he said,"I WANT REVENGE" then Mr. Funsized Snickers bar jus died for no apparant reason.
Then, BBBFBB came along, He died to. Then finaly mr Gorgonzola Cheese man came and said,"ooobaly shnoobaly dooobaly." and dominic came back to life. Dominic said,"Man, do i have a headace or what?few."
Then the huge buff mocho butter commertial guy came up and said,"Oh, did I hear some one had an hedache, If you do do.....take bayer. A power pain realver and so much more it could save you from a haurt atack!!" then he threw the bottle of bayer at dominis then started hopping around saying,"I cant beileve its not butter I cant beileve its not butter I cant beileve its not butter." Then finaly, he ran into a tree and died. Dominic opened the lid and.....there was only..one pill left! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Then dominic had a horible heart attack and he saw Mr. Tuff butter commertial guys gohst and the gohst said,"A power pain realver and so much more it could save you from a haurt atack." thed dominic said to him self" Hummm, save my life by getting a heart atack or gitting rid of a tincy wincy little headache??? Oh well i hate headaches"and of course dominic died
But wait!! The creator of life universe and every thing cant die he is emortal and he can do anything because he created everything. Hahahahahah. Dominic said "now i am going to destroy earth. DONT DO THIS AT HOME KIDS" Then the earth EXPLOWDWD And then dominic created another earth. WITH OUT ANY EIVIL(i.e. Mikey)

THE END

But then, majicly, Mr.Funsized Snickers bars apeared and said " oh nooooooooooooooooooo dominic the great the oh powerful creator of life universe and everything has gone." then he said,"I WANT REVENGE" then Mr. Funsized Snickers bar jus died for no apparant reason.
Then, BBBFBB came along, He died to. Then finaly mr Gorgonzola Cheese man came and said,"ooobaly shnoobaly dooobaly." and dominic came back to life. Dominic said,"Man, do i have a headace or what?few."
Then the huge buff mocho butter commertial guy came up and said,"Oh, did I hear some one had an hedache, If you do do.....take bayer. A power pain realver and so much more it could save you from a haurt atack!!" then he threw the bottle of bayer at dominis then started hopping around saying,"I cant beileve its not butter I cant beileve its not butter I cant beileve its not butter." Then finaly, he ran into a tree and died. Dominic opened the lid and.....there was only..one pill left! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Then dominic had a horible heart attack and he saw Mr. Tuff butter commertial guys gohst and the gohst said,"A power pain realver and so much more it could save you from a haurt atack." thed dominic said to him self" Hummm, save my life by getting a heart atack or gitting rid of a tincy wincy little headache??? Oh well i hate headaches"and of course dominic died
But wait!! The creator of life universe and every thing cant die he is emortal and he can do anything because he created everything. Hahahahahah. Dominic said "now i am going to destroy earth. DONT DO THIS AT HOME KIDS" Then the earth EXPLOWDWD And then dominic created another earth. WITH OUT ANY EIVIL(i.e. Mikey)

THE END

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What do you do when a stormtrooper pulls you over.


WAVE YOUR HAND AND SAY," THESE ARNT THE DROIDS YOUR LOOKING FOR"

But then, majicly, Mr.Funsized Snickers bars apeared and said " oh nooooooooooooooooooo dominic the great the oh powerful creator of life universe and everything has gone." then he said,"I WANT REVENGE" then Mr. Funsized Snickers bar jus died for no apparant reason.
Then, BBBFBB came along, He died to. Then finaly mr Gorgonzola Cheese man came and said,"ooobaly shnoobaly dooobaly." and dominic came back to life. Dominic said,"Man, do i have a headace or what?few."
Then the huge buff mocho butter commertial guy came up and said,"Oh, did I hear some one had an hedache, If you do do.....take bayer. A power pain realver and so much more it could save you from a haurt atack!!" then he threw the bottle of bayer at dominis then started hopping around saying,"I cant beileve its not butter I cant beileve its not butter I cant beileve its not butter." Then finaly, he ran into a tree and died. Dominic opened the lid and.....there was only..one pill left! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Then dominic had a horible heart attack and he saw Mr. Tuff butter commertial guys gohst and the gohst said,"A power pain realver and so much more it could save you from a haurt atack." thed dominic said to him self" Hummm, save my life by getting a heart atack or gitting rid of a tincy wincy little headache??? Oh well i hate headaches"and of course dominic died
But wait!! The creator of life universe and every thing cant die he is emortal and he can do anything because he created everything. Hahahahahah. Dominic said "now i am going to destroy earth. DONT DO THIS AT HOME KIDS" Then the earth EXPLOWDWD And then dominic created another earth. WITH OUT ANY EIVIL(i.e. Mikey)

THE END

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What do you do when a stormtrooper pulls you over.


WAVE YOUR HAND AND SAY," THESE ARNT THE DROIDS YOUR LOOKING FOR"

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No one knows what his diobolicle scheem is. All we know is that he is up to something. Something bad, Somthing horrible, Something not nice...
Dont let that smiel on his face fool you. He's only been seen smiling. that is why we nick named him 'Smiely'

A doctor saw Smiley a few years ago and will explaing his appearance to us...

*Show man with white coat and blurred face with white coat*

"He came into my office with a horible big slightly slanted nose. He asked me to fix it. i told him there was no way, but we could remove it... As for the skin, all he said that it was a terible accedent involving hair spray on a yellow paint can..."

We've also seen his henchmen:


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Kant you just feel your IQ dropping?!


[This message has been edited by DaFan (edited June 15, 2000).]

Dominic, the supposed "ruler of the universe" and everything, was suddendly attacked by 'Deep Thought', the allmighty ruler of 42 (everybody starts praising 42). 'Deep Thought' said "Dominic is too stupid to post any worthwhile replies on this forum anyway." so he grabbed dominic by the nards and threw him down a staircase in which just so happened to appear. He then fed the nards to homer, the dog. Suddendly, mikey appeared in a magical something and morphed with 'Deep Thought' to become 'Deeper and more Thoughtful', or, from now on, DT. DT held up dominics quivering body as he mercilessly pulled off dom's arms and legs. nothing but a torso remained, so he threw that into a toilet and flushed it all the way to SpamLand. In SpanLand, dominic grew Spamified arms and legs. meanwhile, homer (the dog) had flushed himself down the toilet so he could have his way with dom. he ate doms Spamified arms and legs until he puked out his guts. then DT shot homer one last time with a FritoBlaster. HOMER IS FINALLY DEAD! (Unlike Kenny) then DT took dominic and said, "wow what a waste of carbon." they chucked him into a river of lava. dominic was finally dead, no matter how invincible he was. Later, the Minions Of 42 destroyed whatever was left of dom. DT destroyed dom's evil Earth and created a planet called 42. It was invincible, so no one could destroy it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...................
The End?

*whew*

*takes off tin hat*