One day, good ol' Luke was walkin around and spotted his friends.
Luke (in high-pitched dorky voice):Hey guys, how's it goin?
Joe Shmo: Yeah, uh hey Luke what's up (smirk)
Luke (in same voice): Well, I was thinkin we should go down to Toshi station and get some power converters, huh, yeah?
Joe Shmo: *rolls eyes* Yeah, sure Luke, we'll see ya there in a bit, you go on ahead.
Luke (same voice): OK guys, seeya later!
Joe: Yeah Luke, bye. *All freinds are holding in laughter. as Luke leaves, they burst out laughing*

*About an hour after arriving at Toshi station*

Luke: Awww... why haven't my friends showed up? This is the fourth time this week this has happened! They know very well that this is my favorite place to hang out! (sigh)

Power-Converter Specialist AKA Luke's role-model: Don't feel bad, Luke. I remember what I was like when I was your age. Some people just don't appreciate a good power converter when they see one. And then, to top it all off, my dorky uncle wouldn't let me got to the academy because he needed more help with the harvest.

(Tears well up in Luke's eyes)

Luke: *Screams* WWHHHAAAA!!! I want to go to the academy THIS year!

Power-Converter Specialist: Here Luke, I think this top-o-the-line power converter might cheer you up. (chuckles)

Luke: Aww gee! Really mister? *Dorky voice* An' I don't have to pay for it? Aww gee thanks! Just wait 'til I show Aunt Beru!!!

The saga contines...

- Kevinator

LOL!

**Luke Arives Back home at the Homestead**

Aunt Beru: Luke yer late for Dinner

Luke: *Dorky Voice* Ah gee Beru, cut me some slack yo

Aunt Beru: *gives Luke a look* ok... what have you been takin' again?

Luke: Dont mind that Beru! guess what I got!?

Beru: *Sigh* what is it? [*Thought/Thinking* I hope its not another POWER converter]

Luke: its a POWER CONVERTER!

Beru: luke! we got more than enough of those, late time I counted we had about 90,098,274! take that one back!

Luke: Buts its a TOP of the line Converter! c'mon!

Beru: You said that LAST time and the time before, and the time before...

Luke: No, you keep it! my MaMa told me be helpful to your Aunts! Im not takin' it back!

**Takes Converter and shoves it in Berus Face**

Luke: Eat it Jerk!

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- Commander JeDi BoY of Red Squadron
-- Is that a Cheeseburger or a Stormtrooper


[This message has been edited by JeDiBoY (edited October 12, 1999).]

Aunt Beru: OK I WILL HAHAHAHA *eats power converter*
Luke:*dorky voice* Awwwww I didn't mean it. Ya just had to eat it up like a hutt!
Aunt Beru:HAHAHAHA! AFTER THAT I'M GOING TO EVERYTHING ELSE! STARTING WITH YOU!*starts eating Luke*YUM YUM!
Luke:AHHHHHH! some one help me!
(Aunt Beru chokes on Luke's clothes and dies)
Luke: YAY! I'm still alive even though I'm missing an arm.


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Blasters are like potato chips, you can't have just one

<**Luke Looks down at Berus remains**>

[Luke:*Dorky* Oh well, "Another one Bites the dust"]

[**Luke sits down at a table and starts chugging on a Soft Drink**]

[**The soft drink starts talking to him**]

[Soft-Drink: hey pisssst, yo kid,]

[Luke: *Dorky* Hey U tawkin to me]

[Soft-Drink: yeah U, what happened to beru, and what in the world happened to your arm]

[Luke: Beru? well, umm... she... uh... choked, after trying to swollow me, I surveived but she didnt, my arm is stuck in her belly, oh, do you know where I can get a repalcement arm]

[Soft-Drink: oh wow, what a day]

[Luke: this is strrraaanngggeeee]

[**Slaps him self because he was talking to a Soft Drink ]

[**Chugs on the Soft-Drink**]

[**Walks out of him home into the unknown...]

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- Commander JeDi BoY of Red Squadron
-- Is that a Cheeseburger or a Stormtrooper

Hmmm... looks like this topic hasn't been replied to in a long time... anyway, it's my favorite, so here we go!

Luke: *Takes a few steps outside of home - sees his role-model being chased by a group of tusken Raiders* NOOO!!! I won't let it happen! I WON'T let it happen!!! I WON'T let it happen!!!!! *Chases after group half a mile away*

Power Converter Specialist: *Faint* LUKE!!! Go home and get 5 of your best power converters! You should be able to rig your landspeeder with some much needed extra power after your friends trashed it. *Trails off in a babbling voice*

Luke: I know what I have to do! *Runs into house, only to find his friends tearing apart his room* (Dorky voice) Come on, guys! Why don't you like me? I'll let you have some of my power converters if you'll help me get the guy from the power converter shop back from a group of Tuskens!

Friends: *In unison* You'll have to do better than that!

Luke: *Thinking* What can I do? I own nothing but power converters!

The saga continues...

-Kevinator

...and RobX shoots the hell out of Luke with his blaster.

RobX:and thats the end of that chapter.

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Next Wave Gaming
holding up an onion ring he proclaimed, "Look sir, droids!"

No! Rob, you ruined the story... the precious, precious story... =)

-Kevinator

It was bound to happen, Kev.

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Enchiladas! Nice and Hot!
Enchiladas- I got I got!

*Luke, thinking on the moment, jumbles the power converters together to make a lightsaber that glowed blue.*

"I'll make you guys one of these each if you hellp me out," Luke said in his high-pitched whiny voice.

"All right!" one of his "friends" said. "You've got yourself a deal!"

*Luke sets off with teh others in his landspeeder, driving towards the Tusken proving grounds. Meanwhile, a Kyle-looking sith peers at Luke and the others through his binoculars. This sith then proceeds to follow them, for Darth Bad was on teh hunt for whiny kids, and this one hadn't eaten any of his greens.*

After being ditched by his friends one time too many, Luke plopped himself down on a rock, tears welling up in his eyes. Meanwhile, Darth Bad was stealthily closing the distance between himself and Luke, when...

****WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!****

The sheer whininess caused Darth Bad to reel back in horror.

"Why do my friends always DO that? I just wanted to save my role-model from the Tuskens! They KNOW I'm a little nuts for power converters, but that's no excuse!"

"Golly gee, I've got to go find them!"

But before Luke could stand up, Darth Bad had him in a twisted force grip, immobilizing him.

"gllbbllbllblblblbbllbllllbb", muttered Luke.

"Now you listen to me, kid", Darth Bad started. "I couldn't help but notice your level of.. how shall I put this... immaturity."

"...mbmbl m. ....... mblmb ...."

Luke was becoming faint.

"Let me tell you something, kid. People don't like a whiner. They want people who play it cool. People who don't freak out every five seconds about something obsessive."

At this point, Darth Bad loosens his telepathic grip.

"I know this will be hard to take, kid, but someone has to say it. Power converters are obselete."

Luke, not knowing what to do, did the only thing he knew how.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!!!!
It can't be!!!!!11"

The story continues.... (despite Rob :p )

- Freelancer (Aka Kevinator)

Voice: Use the power converter Luke!

Luke: Who... Who are you?

Voice: I am the Power Converter Specialist (PCS)

Luke: But then where are you?

PCS: There was a short in a power... well, I got darn blowed up. Anyway kid, use theee powweerrr converter!!

*Luke, always carrying an extra power converter, grabs it and feebly chucks it at Dark Bad's head*

Darth Bad: That should have hurt, yeah. Comon kid, I'm doing this for your own good...

*Darth Bad force-pimp slaps Luke*

Darth Bad: Join me, abandon the whiny side! We shall eliminate all the whiners of the galaxy, as master and apprentace!

"Would I have to say or do anything?", Luke queried.

Darth Bad, perplexed, answered, "Yes, kid. Life isn't going to be handed to you on a silver platter. It will take some work to abandon the whiny side of the force which you are firmly entrenched in."

"Can you teach me to kick some Tusken butt?", Luke responded. "Those horrible Tuskens killed the only person in this world who understood me!"

"Yes, boy. The cool side of the force contains many powers useful for butt-kicking. However, I will not teach them to you.", Darth Bad informed Luke.

"WHAT?! How could you do that?! I MUST avenge his death! You can't DO this!", whined Luke.

Darth Bad sighed.

"You've got a lot to learn, kid. That fool was only exacerbating your problem with being whiny. You'd go to him and whine for hours on end, and he would encourage it and give you crappy power converters to make you happy, much like a baby. Tell you what, Luke. If you do something for me, without whining, I'll teach you how to choke people with your MIND."

The saga continues...

What is with all the thread necromancy lately?