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The Stun Saber
2000-07-20, 8:20 AM #1
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One day, Deathbane was tinkering with his lightsaber and a stormtrooper rifle, and he managed to integrate a 'stun' setting (which had a blue-colored core when set so). Then he walked around, looking for people to show his new saber off to.
2000-07-20, 9:33 AM #2
Deathbane said, "look at my saber Isn't it the coollest?" Yoda said, "yes [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif] "
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-20, 10:05 AM #3
Deathbane then hit Yoda with the stun saber and he fell over, foaming from the mouth.
2000-07-20, 11:09 AM #4
Then Venom comes in a challenges Deathbane to a duel. Venom quickly modifies his own saber to have a stun setting and ignites it.
2000-07-20, 11:10 AM #5
Deathbane switches his own saber to Kill and slashes at Venom's saber.

"There can only be ONE stunsaber!"
2000-07-20, 12:04 PM #6
Deathbane does a nice victory dance
2000-07-20, 1:50 PM #7
Which was strange, seeing as he hadn't won yet.

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2000-07-20, 2:19 PM #8
Unfortunately, Deathbane left his saber on and he was using Duracell batteries. Should've used Energizer. They keep on going and going and going and going and going.....
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-20, 2:22 PM #9
...and going, and going, and going, and going, and going. Oh yeah..and keep going, and going...
When life hands you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirtgun and shoot other people in the eyes.
2000-07-21, 6:24 AM #10
Then Deathbane's saber runs out of power, and he runs to find another weapon. Venom chases after him with a conc rifle.
2000-07-21, 11:31 AM #11
But suddenly, Venom's conc rifle runs out of batteries too.
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-21, 5:45 PM #12
-and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going. And going.

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Fear me. I am evil. I am going to take over the world. Anyone that wants a small island had better call it now. :D
Shutup brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
2000-07-21, 5:51 PM #13
Then Deathbane grabs the energizer Bunny's batteries, puts them in his lightsaber, and slices the bunny in half!
2000-07-22, 6:53 AM #14
And for good measure, Rakishi shoves a battery up the bunny's arse

The whole world cheers at the death of the bunny and the crappy Energizer ads.

Then suddenly, the Duracell bunny comes into the story.

[This message has been edited by SD_RAKISHI (edited July 22, 2000).]
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-23, 9:29 AM #15
And Hebedee comes in with a cow prod, which will vanguish my enemies in a swift stroke each, while still keeping up with not stealing Deathbanes little sword. Hebedee smashes everyone in the head with a large [variation of cantalope] and they all lose their heads.

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I'm better than you!
The Pit 0wNz0rz j00.
2000-07-25, 10:06 AM #16
Then, Deathbane discovers that the variation of cantolpoe is actually a......
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

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