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The difinistration Dog
2000-07-18, 3:08 AM #1
Once upon a time there was a Dog with a steady job, then he fell out of the window on the empire state building. (1 sentence each)
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2000-07-18, 3:30 AM #2
But the window was only on the second story, so he survived the fall.
Official Stupid Remark Apologist
2000-07-18, 3:40 AM #3
but lordvader noticed that defenestration is spelled defenestration, so he too, defenestrated himself.
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2000-07-18, 3:59 AM #4
Of course, the dog got fired for being so clumsy.

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Official Stupid Remark Apologist
2000-07-18, 5:44 AM #5
Then the dog jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-18, 10:10 AM #6
Which is very ironic for obvious reasons.

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Official Stupid Remark Apologist
2000-07-18, 1:02 PM #7
SuperMan flew down and saved the dog.
Yeah I want some Cheesy Poofs.
2000-07-18, 1:26 PM #8
It turned out that the dog was really a gerbil in disguise.

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Official Stupid Remark Apologist
2000-07-18, 3:53 PM #9
Then the gerbil fell off the statue of liberty and into the chicago sewers.
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-18, 3:55 PM #10
The lizards in the sewer bit off the gerbils head.
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-18, 3:58 PM #11
It turned out that the dog that was a gerbil in disguise turned out to be a concussion rifle in a gerbil costume in a dog costume.
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-19, 2:10 AM #12
So the lizards got a very unpleasant surprise.

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Official Stupid Remark Apologist
2000-07-19, 8:30 AM #13
So the hamster/dog/concussion rifle took a large CD burner and burned 5000000000 copies of himself, to make an army.
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2000-07-19, 8:37 AM #14
The Dog/gerbil/concussion rifle commends lordvader for showing of he can spell and rabidplatypus can't
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2000-07-20, 8:13 AM #15
It turned out that the concussion rifle was really RabidPlatypus in a concussion rifle costume in a gerbil costume in a dog costume.
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-20, 12:08 PM #16
and it turns out StaticX was really inside a RabidPlatypus costume
2000-07-25, 10:14 AM #17
Ant it turned out it was really SD_RAKISHI in a StaticX costume
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-25, 11:22 AM #18
Admiral Mieler went to a costume store and sold the all the costumes for a whole lot of money.

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Official Stupid Remark Apologist
2000-07-25, 11:40 AM #19
and bob the car thief stole it all...
2000-07-25, 1:43 PM #20
(NSP: Dang it, I just can't win!)
Official Stupid Remark Apologist
2000-07-25, 1:44 PM #21
(NSP: Dang it, I just can't win!)

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Official Stupid Remark Apologist
2000-07-25, 3:46 PM #22
Admiral Mieler was weeping over the fact that Bob stole the costumes and then he wondered, why was a car theif stealing costumes?
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2011-05-09, 9:04 PM #23
i was recently drinking with people who had yet to begin the 6th grade when this thread had it's last post before the necromice came out to play
eat right, exercise, die anyway

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