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Stale Cookies
2000-07-18, 5:39 AM #1
There once was a bald guy eating a bag of stale cookies.
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-18, 10:11 AM #2
But the evil taco killed him by defenestrating him.

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2000-07-18, 1:00 PM #3
THE END
Yeah I want some Cheesy Poofs.
2000-07-18, 4:00 PM #4
of the bald guy eating a bag of stale cookies was near, but..........
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-18, 6:53 PM #5
but...Darth Maul pulled out his lazer rifle and killed the Evil Television set. Then he ran off and tried to use the force to pull the moon toward the planet so they would crash.

Later, V'Ger the living Machine came by and killed everyone.

But before that...
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2000-07-19, 8:23 AM #6
Losien made a new batch of cookies

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**Kim**
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
When life hands you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirtgun and shoot other people in the eyes.
2000-07-19, 8:35 AM #7
hmmmmm suddenly defenestration and tacos are very popular subjects, said a bag of stale Furbys.
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2000-07-19, 10:51 AM #8
Then the Mexican construction worker, who couldn't find a taco, ate the furbies instead.

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2000-07-19, 11:27 AM #9
(NSP: Just the thought of eating a Furby..makes my whole body cringe!LOL)
When life hands you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirtgun and shoot other people in the eyes.
2000-07-19, 11:46 AM #10
(NSP: Hey, anything to get rid of a few stale furbies.)

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2000-07-19, 12:07 PM #11
(NSP: Couldn't it have been a stale Twinkie that he ate?? LOL...just kidding..I heard those don't go stale for a long time..lol..hmm. A Stale Furby?? I still can't get over it..gross..lol..ok. Stale Cookies are much better! Umm..not that I would know or anything, because I don't eat stale food..or stale anything! I happen to like fresh stuff...does anyone care to agree?)
When life hands you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirtgun and shoot other people in the eyes.
2000-07-19, 3:36 PM #12
(NSP: Hey, all I have to work with is what the other posters give me.)

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2000-07-20, 10:13 AM #13
The stale furbies were so nasty that the Mexican Construction worker puked them out and they landed on...
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-20, 12:06 PM #14
and lands on Duffman! Duffman grabs a can of Duff and quickly runs away- Oh Yeah
2000-07-20, 2:14 PM #15
(NSP: It's ok Mr. Mieler..I understand :-) You have to work w/ what other people post..and you do a great job with it too :-) I "admire" you. I apologize for being so stupid..please forgive me)
When life hands you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirtgun and shoot other people in the eyes.
2000-07-20, 2:51 PM #16
(NSP: That's ok, just keep the compliments coming. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif])

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2000-07-20, 3:46 PM #17
(NSP: Yeah..of course..you deserve compliments..lol..:-) Of course! )
When life hands you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirtgun and shoot other people in the eyes.
2000-07-20, 4:21 PM #18
(NSR: Of course I do. Because this is the 2500th post on this board!)

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2000-07-20, 4:48 PM #19
(NSP: I love how all I'm typing recently on this post topic..is non-story posts..to you..lol..oh well. Yes..you deserve compliments..I don't..well..unless it's for giving you good compliments..lol)
When life hands you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirtgun and shoot other people in the eyes.
2000-07-21, 6:26 AM #20
Just then, Mieler wrote himself into the story and said, "Let's get back to the story."

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2000-07-25, 10:09 AM #21
Then the Mexican constuction worker eats a can of Duff.
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-25, 11:42 AM #22
and he craps metal shards for the next week
2000-07-25, 3:53 PM #23
While the Mexican construction worker was busy crapping metal shards, the batch of cookies that Losien had become stale and they became...
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-25, 3:54 PM #24
ALIVE!!!
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2000-07-25, 4:05 PM #25
Then he goes to the hospital because he read in a magazine that crapping metal shards can cause hair loss.
When life hands you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirtgun and shoot other people in the eyes.

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