Once there was a candied lightbulb living in the lubricated hills in explodable mushroom land. He was happy untill one day the defenistration dog threw him out the window. He then joind spooky taco on his quest to destroy his evil twin, spooky nacho.

And mr. mooface got sued from here to Hong Kong for copyright infringements and messing around with characters he didn't create.

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Then mr.mooface pulled out a automatic asault grenade launching magnum with laser sighting and killed everyone from here to hong kong and said my friends made those characters and the candied lightbulb agreed

Then mr.mooface had to take his medicine.

You're all crazy

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Why did the Jedi Knight cross the road? He was forced to.

But his medicine was poison and he started foaming and writhing on the ground in pain and swore to god that he shouldn't have eaten the medicine and was sent to heck for cussing at god

Dennis, give it up. I CONTROL THE TOOKY SPACO! YOU ARE INFERIOR! I FART AT YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKA! Oh, yeah. Qui-qui-ri-qui!

But then a space station fell on lordvader [no! HE FELL ON HE!] and squashed him to abiillion peesis an da miste

[This message has been edited by mr. mooface (edited September 01, 2000).]

I am stupid. REEALLY STTUPID!

You have got to trUYUUUUSTOLATEINIZRE me. I AM THE STUPIDEST. IF THIS IS ME, I'M LIKE "STUPID, STUPID, STUPID".

Nr. mooface is my friedN

lordvader is a weed addict.

Well, of course the gears combusted as if there was no force holding them back, but then again, I did just have a throbbing pain in my stomach.

Is you be knocking at my &775 trombones in a baby, baby beluga, living in a winter an oink oink here and you do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself all about that's what it's all around! Yreeah!

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Useful Spanish Phrases:
I apologize for the state of your mustache.
Me disculpo por el estado de su bigote.
The telephone has instructed me to eat a fire hydrant.
El teléfono me ha mandado comer una boca de riego de fuego.
The chicken sniffed the bomb before I could do anything about the pasta salad.
El pollo olió la bomba antes de que podría hacer cualquier cosa sobre la ensalada de las pastas.
I release gas in the same manner as a bowl of orange soup.
Versión el gas de manera semejante como tazón de fuente de sopa anaranjada.