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The Cow Story
2000-09-02, 1:54 PM #1
One day a cow woke up from a restful slumber.
2000-09-02, 1:57 PM #2
Umm...he then ate grass....???

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2000-09-02, 1:59 PM #3
Wrrrrrrrong! The cow got up, took a shower and went to WORK! The cow then wrote the reviews for Hebedee because he is a lazy slacker now because he is depressed at the imminant arrival of school that will be entering his life in September 5th.
2000-09-02, 2:00 PM #4
But of course, there will be no need for a cow assistant, seeing as how Hebedee IS dedicated to reviewing his favorite Star Wars books...

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2000-09-02, 2:01 PM #5
According to the cow he isnt.
2000-09-02, 2:02 PM #6
While he will still do them it regular intervals, he must up the quality according to Heeb's evil Boss, the Jedi Josh.
2000-09-02, 2:02 PM #7
But...Jedi Josh, with his tremendous force abilities, and Hebedee, being weak minded, is influenced otherwise by Josh's abilities.

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2000-09-02, 2:03 PM #8
He isnt my boss!
2000-09-02, 2:04 PM #9
Oh, yes, he is Hebedee's boss, sorry about that young Heeb.
2000-09-02, 2:05 PM #10
Now I'm confused.

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2000-09-02, 2:06 PM #11
It is so easy to confuse.. mwuhahahaha. The cow proceeded in writing more explicit reviews on the books that he likes, and the books that he not-so-likes./
2000-09-02, 2:43 PM #12
The conspiracy thickens..
2000-09-02, 3:19 PM #13
then he farted [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]
[This message has been edited by Viper45 (edited December 27, 2000).]
2000-09-02, 4:19 PM #14
The fart reminded him of his mother, fluffy.

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I apologize for the state of your mustache.
Me disculpo por el estado de su bigote.
The telephone has instructed me to eat a fire hydrant.
El teléfono me ha mandado comer una boca de riego de fuego.
The chicken sniffed the bomb before I could do anything about the pasta salad.
El pollo olió la bomba antes de que podría hacer cualquier cosa sobre la ensalada de las pastas.
I release gas in the same manner as a bowl of orange soup.
Versión el gas de manera semejante como tazón de fuente de sopa anaranjada.
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2000-09-03, 7:01 AM #15
Disregard the two posts before this one.
2000-09-03, 7:02 AM #16
The cow then ran to the house of homosapients to help his personal vendetta with vader and Viper lessen.
2000-09-09, 7:20 AM #17
Un-disregard the two posts before the post two posts before this!

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Useful Spanish Phrases:
I apologize for the state of your mustache.
Me disculpo por el estado de su bigote.
The telephone has instructed me to eat a fire hydrant.
El teléfono me ha mandado comer una boca de riego de fuego.
The chicken sniffed the bomb before I could do anything about the pasta salad.
El pollo olió la bomba antes de que podría hacer cualquier cosa sobre la ensalada de las pastas.
I release gas in the same manner as a bowl of orange soup.
Versión el gas de manera semejante como tazón de fuente de sopa anaranjada.
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Periods
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Apostrophes
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2000-09-10, 1:55 AM #18
shvaaawoop!

[This message has been edited by Heebedee (edited September 10, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by lordvader (edited September 10, 2000).]
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