Once there was this guy who swore that one day he would be the fattest guy in the worrllld!

During his quest to be the fattest guy in the worrlld! He turned into a guy in a RPG!

[This message has been edited by EH_Phoenix (edited August 26, 2000).]

HP 10
Defence 9999999999999
Attack 0
Special 0

And then when he was the fattest guy in the world, all he ate was Chimera!

but the some body proded him with a needle makeing him deflate!

Too bad for that guy, after he finally made it, someone deflated him, so i guess he'll have to start all over agian!

So..on his quest..to once again be the fattest guy in the world..he searched high and low for the most fattening food products on the market. His first stop: A local store called "Fattening Foods 'R' Us"

And since he wanted to fatten up agian, he bought evrything he could afford!

And he walked up to the guy behind the counter and he said, "yeaaaaahh, wadaya want?"
And The guy said, "ya got any glazed donuts" "No were outta glazed donuts!" "ya got any jelly donuts?" "NO were out of jelly donuts!" "ya got any bavarian cream filled donuts?" "NO were out of bavarian cream filled donuts!" "ya got any cinnamon rolls?" "NO, were out of cinnamon rolls!" "ya got any apple fritters?" " No were out of apple fritters!" "ya got any bear claws?" "wait a minute I'll go check."........................................................................................."NO WERE OUT OF BEAR CLAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[This message has been edited by EH_Phoenix (edited August 27, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by EH_Phoenix (edited August 27, 2000).]

And then he asked "well in that case, in that case what do you have?" and then the donut guy said "all i've got now is a box of one dozen starving crazed wea-AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUAAADSLKJFAS and then the doughnut guy fell over dead cause wierd al was mad because of broken copyright stuff and the world exploded but then stuff happend and chrono went through time and saved the future from lavos and tried to kill the fat gut but couldn't get through the devence and killed himself for not being in chrono cross

But then the fat guy evolved in to EXTREMELY FAt Guy making his stats go to...
HP-999
Defence-9999999999999999999999999999999
Attack-1
Special-1

Then he ate everybody.

But then he pooped them out and ate them again!

and again,

and again,

and just once more.

then he had a heart attack, he was getting out of bed for a morning of pooping people out and eating them again but he strained a muscle and it was TOO HARD TO GET UP HE was out of breath THEN HAD A HEART ATTACK, and almost died

Then he lived to poo another day....

Then all of the sudden, constipation came upon him like a rusty nail to a horsefly.

"Mommy... i dont want the pill to go up my bottom!"

owwww... can i eat this web site i feel hungry