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ForumsInteractive Story Board → Promo and Bobby: The adventures
Promo and Bobby: The adventures
2000-09-21, 7:19 AM #1
one sentence please.

Promo used his mental powers to crush a window.
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2000-09-21, 7:57 AM #2
Then he climbed through the window into Emperor Palpatine's throne room.


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2000-09-21, 10:17 AM #3
Then Promo met the Emperor.

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2000-09-21, 10:18 AM #4
But the Empereor was picking his nose and he didn't realize Promo was there.

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2000-09-21, 10:19 AM #5
As it turns out, The Emperor was actually Bob!

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2000-09-21, 10:21 AM #6
So bob and promo decided to throw Sumos at old people.

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2000-09-21, 2:26 PM #7
And then the REAL emperer turned into a killer nun and shot a judgement ray at promethious.

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2000-09-21, 3:44 PM #8
But...*gasp*
Promo saves himself by firing his Omipotent Ray!

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2000-09-21, 3:46 PM #9
Suddendly Promo and Bob (busy hacking up Backstreet Boys clones) were summoned by Zorbo and Zorn.

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2000-09-21, 4:37 PM #10
"You have a mission!" said they. "A mission above all missions! It's actually missionish! Unlike our other missions...anyway. You must conquer the evil and adversley annoying Empire of Buttwinkers!!!"

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2000-09-21, 4:37 PM #11
Promo gasped and Bob rolled his eyes.

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2000-09-21, 4:38 PM #12
"Thats impossible! Everyone knows that the Buttwinker Empire is so big its big!" Said Bob.

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2000-09-21, 4:39 PM #13
But Zorbo and Zorn weren't listening.

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2000-09-21, 4:41 PM #14
"Weee!" said Zorbo. "Let's go run over stuff and zap stuff! My bumper sticker says 'I don't brake for wheelchairs,' anyway!"

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2000-09-22, 7:08 AM #15
So Promethious and Bob went off to the unknown and unexplored world of the buttwinkers.
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2000-09-22, 3:00 PM #16
While on the Happy Path of Elmo's Happy Joyful Everything-Is-OK World, a buttwinker jumped out and severly annoyed them.

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