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The monkey that knew too little
2000-10-13, 1:42 PM #1
There was once a monkey who knew too little
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2000-10-14, 1:05 PM #2
He knew so little everyone called him "The Monkey Who Knew Too Little"
2000-10-14, 1:06 PM #3
No, you silly Hebeedee! Everyone called him the monkey who knew too little because he was all-knowing.
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2000-10-14, 1:55 PM #4
ahh.. thats just the matrix trying to make you think that.
2000-10-15, 1:42 AM #5
Hebedee! Go to http://www.defstat.org
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2000-10-17, 12:07 PM #6
so the monkey decided...
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2000-10-17, 12:13 PM #7
that since defstat.org was never updated he would arrest lordvader for taking up space on the internet
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy

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