one lovely arctic day , Fluffy the Penguin and his pal Hyper-ego the Slea were swimming along when suddenly a large Coke machine fell out of the sky right in front of them..they both stared at it in awe..

"OOOOH!!!" said Fluffy.
"youre stupid" said Hyper-ego , "Pepsi is the way to go.."

while they were debating the merits of Coke vs. Pepsi a strangely clad man walked , nay , sauntered towards them singing to himself about the bastard who stepped on his blue suede shoes and what exactly he would do to this guy and his toenails..
Fluffy was a very sensitive sort of penguin , and this sort of talk disturbed him , so he flew away leaving Hyper-ego the Seal to fend for himself , alone , in the cold , with a Coke machine and Elvis..

[[to be continued??? c'mon , you know you want to..(=]]

Elvis then began to convulse and have a heart attack. He was eaten by Ugly the Polar Bear.

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Dugan
Pronunciation: Düg-in
Etymology: Western Irish, derived from the name O'Dubhagain. Other variations include Duggan and Dougan.
D-U-G-A-N[/i]!!!
GET IT RIGHT!

Hyper-ego the Seal watched as Elvis died and was eaten by Ugly the Polar Bear..he frowned , this was not how things were s'posed to turn out..
then he laughed..with Elvis gone , there were one fewer steps between him and his ego being voted Supreme Over-ego of Everything..
he did a little Large-ego Seal-dance and drank a cherry coke..

He then turned into Pamela andersons bousoms.

"Wow! I'm frickin' huge!" said the penguin
"Ohh! Tasty!" Said Bill Clinton for some reason, and came charging at the over-sized breasts at full speed.

When her hit them, there seemed to be an explosion. Clinton was so happy that he exploded, and that forced the ballo...err...bousems(sp?) to explode. Now almost all of antarcitca is covered in silicon.

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Dugan
Pronunciation: Düg-in
Etymology: Western Irish, derived from the name O'Dubhagain. Other variations include Duggan and Dougan.
D-U-G-A-N[/i]!!!
GET IT RIGHT!

Then somebody nuked the planet and everybody died (just kidding!)

However, Pamela soon had her implants removed.

"Aww, man. I'm scrawny - again!" complained the penguin.
Bill Clinton, confused by the sudden change in cup size, is no longer interested in said bosom. As he saunters off, the big Ugly Polar Bear eats Bill Clinton. Upon this occurance, the world rejoiced, people forgot Bore and Gush, and the polar bear was elected head of the U.N., promising free, tasty, and raw human meat to bears across the land.



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Elyas's Domain - Home to a Wolfbrother
Home to AlieNations - story and the mod
What is Victoria's secret?
Diesels are eeeeevil
A miracle is a deaf man listening to a blind musician play sheet music

*7 years later, with Pamela and Bill removed for Dormouse's sake*[/i]

Sir General God Ugly Polar Bear, King of All the Known and Unknown Provinces sits at his desk smoking a fine cigar when the window shatters and two black clad men enter on bungee cords and toting supersoakers filled with a fine dijon mustard and aim them at SGGUPB-KAKUP's fine silk shirt, threatening fine mustard stains if he did not comply with their demands.

They revealed themselves to be the Semi-ego Seal SEALS, under the employ of the Hyper-Ego Seal, their lord and governor of the southern lands, and tired of the Ugly Polar Bear's oppressive doctrines, they had forced themselves into his audience to make the following demands: [Next Post]




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Demand 1: Ugly the Polar Bear will step down as world tyrant, naming Hyper-Ego the Seal his successor.

Demand 2: Ugly the Polar Bear will get a face lift so he will no longer be ugly.

Demand 3: Before leaving office, Ugly the Polar Bear will clean it to Hyper-Ego the Seal's specification.

The last demand was written in red scrawly crayon, on the bottom of the page:

DemAnd 4: GiVe the seal SEALs fooD.

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Oft evil will does evil mar.

suddenly , Ugly the Polar Bear burst into the room and demanded that everyone elect him as Supreme Overlord of Everything..unfortunately for him , Bill Gates was already well on his way to beating him to that position..
but just then Fluffy the Penguin flew into the room and landed on Ugly's head and pecked his eyes out..then he flew off again..
Ugly was infuriated at this turn of events , but what could he do? he had no eyes..
instead he resorted to trying to convince everyone else in the room that penguins can't fly..