There once was a boy named joseph, he was a very skilled boy. He was skilled at...

...starting pointless threads.

[This message has been edited by Fardreamer (edited November 22, 2000).]

He decided to make a hiding place for his valuables. He hid them in his anal cavity!

But someone stole them from his anal cavity. Joseph was sure it was his brothers, so he completely ignored lordvader's post, and told his family about a dream he had. In his dream,...

He hid valuables in his anal cavity.

It was a wonderful dream, the joseph woke up and...

Checked his anal cavity for valuables.

(darn you guys)

He found none, and fell back asleep. Then he had another dream. In this dream, he was in a field harvesting grain with his brothers, when all of a sudden, his brothers bales of grain began to bow down to him. Joseph awoke with a start, but it was still the middle of the night. He went back to sleep, and had yet another dream. This time stars were bowing down to him. When he awoke in the morning, he put on his technicolor coat and went out to brag to his brothers about the two dreams he had had that night.

THEN OUT OF NO WHERE A PHOENIX COMES OUT OF A VOLCANO AND EATS JOSEPH AND THE "AMAZING" TECNICOLOR DREAM COAT

Then joseph got eaten, i hate this thread nobody post

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But since PheonixFlame's post was entirely in CAPITOL LETTERS, it was ignored, and Joseph told his brothers about his dream then weent back inside. The brothers were furious. They began trying to think of a way to get back at joseph...