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Question Thread: Good answers
2000-11-28, 11:35 AM #1
If you have any questions just post them here and I will answer them as soon as possible.
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2000-11-28, 11:36 AM #2
Y IS THIS THREAD SO STUPID? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

[This message has been edited by FH_PhoenixFlame (edited November 28, 2000).]
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2000-11-28, 11:36 AM #3
What is a question? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
2000-11-28, 3:14 PM #4
This thread is so stupid because I was bored and i made lots of stupid threads, any it is stupid cuz i made it.
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2000-11-28, 3:15 PM #5
A question is when warm air and cold air come together forming a front which can result in thunderstorms.
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2000-11-29, 7:46 AM #6
*What is the meaning of life?
*When, if ever, will we discover life on other planets?
*How does the internet work?
*Will Al Gore ever admit defeat?
*How did the universe come into existance?
*Why is the universe always expanding?
*Why am I continuosly asking questions?
*Where is the lost city of Atlantis?
*What is your name, social security number, bank and bank account number?
*How can I travel back in time?
*Exactly how does Quantum Physics work?
*Will I ever stop thinking of questions to ask?
*Do animals have souls?
*What is the square root of -1?
*How long is a Martian day?
*How long (in sols) is a martian year?
*How far away from the sun is Neptune?
*What is the answer to my last question?
*Will we ever be able to do cold fusion?
*Why is water clear?
*Why is grass green?
*etc.?
*Why are the keys arranged how they are on a keyboard?
*What does this thread have to do with stories?
*When will we develop a cure for cancer?
* " " " the common cold?
*Why is the person on the computer next to me trying to draw an anime character using nothing nbut Microsoft Paint?
*Why do computers think in Binary?
*Why does the number 1 look like the letter I?
*Who invented the wheel?
*Who discovered fire?
*Who discovered electricity?
*What was the model name of the first car ever made?
*What does the number 4 have to do with the $ sign?
*Why is this the last question that I will ask in this post?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2000-11-29, 10:10 AM #7
To answer one, Al Gore will NEVER accept defeat. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
2000-11-29, 10:11 AM #8
I can answer all of those questions with one sentence: when warm air and cold air come together forming a front which can result in thunderstorms
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2000-11-29, 6:54 PM #9
and then we all eat our shoes

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"Lemme guess..."
"Yeah?"
"We're heading over a waterfall very fast..."
"Yeah"
"Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
"Most likely."
"Bring it on."
5 min later
"YEE-HAW"
2000-12-01, 2:55 AM #10
?
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose sitting on a couch watching spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth...
But why would I do a thing like that, i chose not to choose this life.
I chose the Star Wars life...
2000-12-01, 9:12 AM #11
/me is upset that his questions were not answered correctly, and after eating his shoes, proceeds to slap RabidPlatypus.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

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