Once upon a time, Al Gore was walking down the road when he saw a shiny penny!

And please dont get Al Gore killed... It's more fun having things happen to him...

[This message has been edited by Radice (edited December 07, 2000).]

And Al Gore said, "This is good."

Thus was the first day of the presidential campaign ended.

On the second of the presidential election campaign, Al Gore walked past an abortion clinic.

And Al Gore said, "This is good."

On the third day, Al Gore went to a garbage dump.

And Al Gore said, "This is good."

On the fourth day, Al Gore saw Satan running amok.

And Al Gore said, "This is good."

On the fifth day, the moon fell out of its orbit and smashed Canada into smithereens.

And Al Gore said, "This is good."

On the sixth day, the sun went nova, completely obliterating the entire solar system.

And Al Gore said, "This is good."

On the seventh day, Al Gore saw George Bush.

And this was NOT good. . .

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